Wednesday, April 21, 2021

F@rT Nugent

 

Ted Nugent Catches Coronavirus After A Year of Telling Us the Pandemic Is All Fake

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Tuesday, April 20, 2021

F@rt yodeller

 


Thai monk who beheaded himself 

with do-it-yourself guillotine to reach 

nirvana may have been misguided

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Monday, April 19, 2021

F@rTsnakes

 


'Snakes at heart of 'disgraceful' Super League plan 

- UEFA's Ceferin dubs breakaway 'a spit in the face 

of all football lovers'

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My Little F@rTs

 

FedEx shooter Brandon Hole was obsessed with ‘My Little 

Pony’, assault rifles and far-right white nationalist extremism

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Sunday, April 18, 2021

Fukushima F@RtS

 



China Dares Japanese Officials to Drink Fukushima Wastewater

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Saturday, April 17, 2021

F@Rt What?!?

 

Stripper Arrested In Japan For Stripping

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Friday, April 16, 2021

Rage Is the Only Language I Have Left

 




Canadian politician apologizes after 

appearing naked during video meeting

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