Tuesday, April 13, 2021

Fraught F@rTs




 Biden's pick for top U.S. civil rights lawyer, Kristen Clarke, faces fraught task


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Wednesday, April 7, 2021

F@rT.orida!

 



Gaetz-Gaete: Creepy Florida Man's Career 

Implodes Over Sex Trafficking Investigation

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Tuesday, April 6, 2021

F@rTbook

 


Here's how to tell if your Facebook 

account was one of 

the half billion that were breached

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Monday, April 5, 2021

Fish F@rTs




 Scientists turn fish parts into environmentally friendly plastic

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Sunday, April 4, 2021

Bovine Flatulence





Adding Red Seaweed To Cow Feed Could Cut Bovine Burps, Flatulence

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Toxic F@rTs

Catastrophic failure possible at Piney Point phosphogypsum plant


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Friday, April 2, 2021

Uranus is belching F@rTs



Uranus is belching X-rays, Astronomers find, and is weirder than we ever thought

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