Sunday, April 4, 2021

Toxic F@rTs

Catastrophic failure possible at Piney Point phosphogypsum plant


  anagrams to 


 Ass Fart Is culpable, hot application. Soppy-top hush money pigs Penis.


Friday, April 2, 2021

Uranus is belching F@rTs



Uranus is belching X-rays, Astronomers find, and is weirder than we ever thought

     anagrams to 

       Noxiously murdering White-hot Ass Farts. 

          Deviance hinderer. Heartburns.

        Wangs.


 

Sunday, March 28, 2021

F@rty Wrongdoer



New Species of Bacteria Discovered on Space Station 
– May Possess “Biotechnologically Useful Genetic 
Determinants” for Growing Crops

   anagrams to 

    Asshole Voiced Cow Farts. Bees Ass Dice Noise.

    Penis Bulge. Farting goose, Anally cosmic cutie.

    Farty Wrongdoer protects Penis in contempt.


 

Hey Hey Hey F@Rt

 This is where you can get your vaccination card laminated for free

   anagrams to 

    'Hey You! Fart. Ace rough wiriness.'

    'Demoniacal, necrotic deviant Fart.’


 


 

Friday, March 26, 2021

"open-arse" F@Rt




The forgotten medieval fruit with a vulgar name


   anagrams to 


 'To hot Vagina Fart emerged.'


   Fart


   'Well! Hum! I've nut.'


 

Tuesday, March 23, 2021

Bayou Bondage F@rTs

 Louisiana priest, two dominatrices charged with vandalism after altar threesome


  anagrams to 


  Adore not humiliating cowardice.

  'Warm evil Ass Fart.'

  Ass Penis maltreated hitherto.




Saturday, March 20, 2021

Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club partially closed after staff infected with coronavirus


   anagrams to 


 'Agile Farts, colossal Farts, mad plump Fart.'

   'Unconducive, arthritic Farty bowel.'





New Species of Bacteria Discovered on Space Station – May Possess “Biotechnologically Useful Genetic Determinants” for Growing Crops