Bayou Bondage F@rTs

 Louisiana priest, two dominatrices charged with vandalism after altar threesome

  anagrams to 

  Adore not humiliating cowardice.

  'Warm evil Ass Fart.'

  Ass Penis maltreated hitherto.

Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club partially closed after staff infected with coronavirus

   anagrams to 

 'Agile Farts, colossal Farts, mad plump Fart.'

   'Unconducive, arthritic Farty bowel.'

New Species of Bacteria Discovered on Space Station – May Possess “Biotechnologically Useful Genetic Determinants” for Growing Crops

Fishy f@rts

 Taiwan urges citizens not to change their name to 'salmon' to get free sushi

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  'Is not wheezing, ecstatic, neat orangutan.'

   'I am the righteous, lonesome Farts,’

 Scientists have taken the first ever picture of a glow-in-the-dark shark

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  Cheekiest virtue converts 

   Harlot skinhead gawk.

   Fart. Farts. Shit. Penis.

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 Father-to-be killed when gender reveal device explodes

   anagrams to 

 'Farts whine odder, hell-bent geek.' 

 A Exiled Creep Evolved.

 

 

Two dead after undercover cops shoot 

at each other in Philippines drug bust

   anagrams to 

   Devour scorched potatoes,

   

   Shit the Crap pipeline, Hon,

   Now I Busted A  Drug Fart.

 

Arizona man ‘fakes own kidnapping’ to get out of work

   anagrams to 

  Known geek dozing on Fart Poop wit.

       OK... I am a Fart Anus,