anagrams to
I Am A Neon Farting Anus.
Anus Fart. Anus Secrecy.
Anus Hooted "I Rip Idiocies!"
Clever Fart Boggle.
"trump" means "fart". It also means to act the fool, to fabricate, to cheat or to deceive. This blog is dedicated to the memory of the person who tried to teach me about America and liberty and that farts are not funny. My mother, Nancy, also taught me that you can't win 'em all.
Wednesday, April 8, 2020
F@Rt Control
Saudi Arabia announces Yemen cease-fire after calls to stop fighting during coronavirus
anagrams to
I Am A Neon Farting Anus.
Anus Fart. Anus Secrecy.
Anus Hooted "I Rip Idiocies!"
Clever Fart Boggle.
anagrams to
I Am A Neon Farting Anus.
Anus Fart. Anus Secrecy.
Anus Hooted "I Rip Idiocies!"
Clever Fart Boggle.
Yikes
California Nursing Home Evacuated After Terrified Staff Didn't Show Up For Work
anagrams to
"Oh No! I Fart! Anus Crime!
I Fart Fudge Wind!"
"I Fart," Pro Vows. "I Fart."
"I Farted Cheek Sound."
anagrams to
"Oh No! I Fart! Anus Crime!
I Fart Fudge Wind!"
"I Fart," Pro Vows. "I Fart."
"I Farted Cheek Sound."
Fart Sing Anus Echo
Baltimore police investigating officer caught on video appearing to cough on black residents
anagrams to
'It Is Negligible Urine
To A Manic-Depressive,
To A Bungling Chicken Fart,
To A Good Poop Fart Echo.'
anagrams to
'It Is Negligible Urine
To A Manic-Depressive,
To A Bungling Chicken Fart,
To A Good Poop Fart Echo.'
Acting Navy Chief Resigns
After Firing Warship Skipper
And Calling Him Stupid
anagrams to
Fart, Sing Anus!
Perky, Mild, Acidic Whine.
Chirp, Fart Hen.
Living Pipe. Fart 'n' Ass Gig.
White-hot Farts
Louisville Doctor Arrested, Charged With Strangulation After Fighting Teens Over Social Distancing
anagrams to
Asshole Devil
Rectal Urinating
Fart. White-hot Farts.
Anal Secreted, Giving Goos
/
Tuesday, April 7, 2020
Smart Toilet Blues // The Pangolin's Kiss
Everything falls apart.
anagrams to
Anal Shit Fart, Veg Reply.
the arc of history bends toward justice.
anagrams to
Joy! Nice Ass Odor. Bewitched Fart Truths.
This smart toilet recognizes your butt and analyzes poo for diseases
anagrams to
I'm Oozy Little Yet Good Sphincter Breeze. Fart It.
Anus Anus Ass Ass Odor.
Infrastructure response to coronavirus full steam ahead
anagrams to
Per Our Unenvious Rectum Fart: Lose Ass Hate. Ironclad Farts!
Saturday, April 4, 2020
5 Faves F@Rt
Jared Kushner's coronavirus 'impact team' mocked as the 'Slim Suit Crowd' and a 'frat party' descended from a UFO
anagrams to
Jerk Commandeered USA.
"I Am Death." - Dunderhead. Disastrous, Comical Crackpot Fart Son. "Um, Penis?" Vows Farty Fart.
https://fart-art-fart.blogspot.com/2017/03/frt-54_6.html?m=1
https://fart-art-fart.blogspot.com/2017/03/frt-60-encomium.html?m=1
https://fart-art-fart.blogspot.com/2017/04/salariat-of-schadenfreude.html?m=1
https://fart-art-fart.blogspot.com/2020/01/fart-63-damnation-disco.html?m=1
https://fart-art-fart.blogspot.com/2020/01/fart-69-369.html?m=1
anagrams to
Jerk Commandeered USA.
"I Am Death." - Dunderhead. Disastrous, Comical Crackpot Fart Son. "Um, Penis?" Vows Farty Fart.
https://fart-art-fart.blogspot.com/2017/03/frt-54_6.html?m=1
https://fart-art-fart.blogspot.com/2017/03/frt-60-encomium.html?m=1
https://fart-art-fart.blogspot.com/2017/04/salariat-of-schadenfreude.html?m=1
https://fart-art-fart.blogspot.com/2020/01/fart-63-damnation-disco.html?m=1
https://fart-art-fart.blogspot.com/2020/01/fart-69-369.html?m=1
Monday, March 16, 2020
covfefe 19
Gee...
I hate to say I told you so, but...
- Nah. That's a lie. I absolutely LOVE to say "I told you so,". I think it's better than sex.
See, folks just don't LISTEN.
Shame, too. Really. So I started a blog. A place to place my art and writing out there where anyone can get it. Got it? Good. It's no more complicated than that. Generative thinking. The LONG con. Post it once- and, as they say, and it's immortal. It will always be online.
Dave Barry is my favorite writer.
My mom discovered his humor when I was so young that I impressed people with my spelling. Young kid- not quite ten. Anyway, Dave Barry was a newly syndicated humor columnist, fresh out of the Philly Inquirer.
Mom loved his smart, irreverent wackiness. She wrote him letters to say so, and he used to write back. Nancy had a great sense of humor herself. Then Barry got big. Miami Herald. Book deals. A Pulitzer Prize. There was a TV show, loosely based on his humor. Big Time.
...And Dave Barry LOVED Fart jokes.
And Dave Barry loved anagrams. And he still does. And so do I. And here we are.
...Good story, right? Not done yet.
My Mother also loved to travel. In a distant city, her wallet went missing. The hotel took care of her; like they did back then - gave her cash to get home. There was a time way back when, and she was humbled by their care. The humanity and grace -- and Damn Itkindness, which sheers of the gesture. It showed good upbringing. Ahh, the past.
Anyway. Back to Dave Barry. His book "Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys"
closes with a thought about farts. I won't spoil it. Check it out. He's the best.
Mom typed up a nice note thanking the hotel for their kindness - and left it on the typewriter... Google it, millennial.
And that's where I step in.
At the end of her courteous and grateful screed, I typed the words "P.S. Don't forget to fart." Happy Reading.
I hate to say I told you so, but...
- Nah. That's a lie. I absolutely LOVE to say "I told you so,". I think it's better than sex.
See, folks just don't LISTEN.
Shame, too. Really. So I started a blog. A place to place my art and writing out there where anyone can get it. Got it? Good. It's no more complicated than that. Generative thinking. The LONG con. Post it once- and, as they say, and it's immortal. It will always be online.
Dave Barry is my favorite writer.
My mom discovered his humor when I was so young that I impressed people with my spelling. Young kid- not quite ten. Anyway, Dave Barry was a newly syndicated humor columnist, fresh out of the Philly Inquirer.
Mom loved his smart, irreverent wackiness. She wrote him letters to say so, and he used to write back. Nancy had a great sense of humor herself. Then Barry got big. Miami Herald. Book deals. A Pulitzer Prize. There was a TV show, loosely based on his humor. Big Time.
...And Dave Barry LOVED Fart jokes.
And Dave Barry loved anagrams. And he still does. And so do I. And here we are.
...Good story, right? Not done yet.
My Mother also loved to travel. In a distant city, her wallet went missing. The hotel took care of her; like they did back then - gave her cash to get home. There was a time way back when, and she was humbled by their care. The humanity and grace -- and Damn Itkindness, which sheers of the gesture. It showed good upbringing. Ahh, the past.
Anyway. Back to Dave Barry. His book "Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys"
closes with a thought about farts. I won't spoil it. Check it out. He's the best.
Mom typed up a nice note thanking the hotel for their kindness - and left it on the typewriter... Google it, millennial.
And that's where I step in.
At the end of her courteous and grateful screed, I typed the words "P.S. Don't forget to fart." Happy Reading.
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