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The police department put out a tweet: “Wanted: Unknown Cow.”

Followed by this:

“Description: Female cow. Brown with a white head. Faster than it looks. Talented fence jumper. Enjoys pools.”

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And The Infectious Pestilence Did Reign

And The Infectious Pestilence Did Reign

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How the plague ravaged William Shakespeare’s world and inspired his work, from Romeo and Juliet to Macbeth.

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CDC director Redfield breaks with Trump on claim that border wall will help stop coronavirus

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CDC director breaks with Trump on claim that border wall will help stop coronavirus


CDC director breaks with Trump on claim that border wall will help stop coronavirus