Wednesday, March 4, 2020

threads of identity

make time and space for dialogue and for finding, amongst our many threads of identity, our common social fabric

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The Fuck?

Can't Find Purell or 
Other Hand Sanitizers? 

Here's How To Make It At Home

 With Vodka


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Emeril Le Gassy

Trump coronavirus effort undermined by mixed messages and falsehoods

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Underpants ‘banana’ gadget lets passengers fart on flights and filters out the smell

https://cw39.com/newsfix/science-explains-why-people-like-the-smell-of-their-own-farts/amp/

Tuesday, March 3, 2020

Wind BERN

Democratic Contest Narrows Focus to Biden and Sanders

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No Farting Sign


Female kangaroos and wallabies are known to use both of their uteruses, but the swamp wallaby uses both at the same time.

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F@Rt by Numbers

The Official Coronavirus Numbers Are Wrong, and Everyone Knows It

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"Sometimes, quantification actually
obscures as much as it reveals."

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Corkscrewed Genealogists

Video shows Los Angeles district attorney’s husband pointing gun at Black Lives Matter activists: ‘Get off my porch!’

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