Can't Find Purell or
Other Hand Sanitizers?
Here's How To Make It At Home
With Vodka
anagrams to
Shit Phone. Crueller Drone.
Shit! Darn Zanies.
Hot Toot. Hot Fart.
Mime Wave Khaki Wad.
"trump" means "fart". It also means to act the fool, to fabricate, to cheat or to deceive. This blog is dedicated to the memory of the person who tried to teach me about America and liberty and that farts are not funny. My mother, Nancy, also taught me that you can't win 'em all.
Wednesday, March 4, 2020
Emeril Le Gassy
Trump coronavirus effort undermined by mixed messages and falsehoods
anagrams to
Demigoddess,
Odoriferous Ass,
Lemonade Urine Pungency.
Ms. Fart. Ms. Fart. Shh. Bods Vex!
Underpants ‘banana’ gadget lets passengers fart on flights and filters out the smell
https://cw39.com/newsfix/science-explains-why-people-like-the-smell-of-their-own-farts/amp/
anagrams to
Demigoddess,
Odoriferous Ass,
Lemonade Urine Pungency.
Ms. Fart. Ms. Fart. Shh. Bods Vex!
Underpants ‘banana’ gadget lets passengers fart on flights and filters out the smell
https://cw39.com/newsfix/science-explains-why-people-like-the-smell-of-their-own-farts/amp/
Tuesday, March 3, 2020
Wind BERN
Democratic Contest Narrows Focus to Biden and Sanders
anagrams to
Odd Ass Tic...
Fart Windburn, Or Coo To Me.
Ass Transcendence.
No Farting Sign
Female kangaroos and wallabies are known to use both of their uteruses, but the swamp wallaby uses both at the same time.
anagrams to
Yokel Heehaw Emitted Bum Hum.
Bowel Noisemaker.
Anal-Ass Butt Fart
Ass-Butt-Anal-Butt-Ass-Fart
Poo Odor Ass Whine.
Pee. Whee!
F@Rt by Numbers
The Official Coronavirus Numbers Are Wrong, and Everyone Knows It
anagrams to
Vile, Sour Moonshine! Cubic Fart.
Derriere Fart Novenas, Wonky Wagon.
"Sometimes, quantification actually
obscures as much as it reveals."
anagrams to
Elect Eleven Ass Mimics.
Anus Tonality.
Roguish Abaci. Ass Quoit.
Fart Cum.
Corkscrewed Genealogists
Video shows Los Angeles district attorney’s husband pointing gun at Black Lives Matter activists: ‘Get off my porch!’
anagrams to
Corkscrewed Genealogists
Lend Cubic Dong, So I Emit Hog Fart.
Oops! Anus Penis Mania Balls.
Shitty TV Shitty TV Fart TV.
anagrams to
Corkscrewed Genealogists
Lend Cubic Dong, So I Emit Hog Fart.
Oops! Anus Penis Mania Balls.
Shitty TV Shitty TV Fart TV.
Monday, March 2, 2020
Stop Touching Your Face!
The phrase
"Stop touching your face."
anagrams to
'Choice, young fart spout.'
...and also to
Yes. I Fart Goo, Cunt Pouch!
Nice Fart Gust, You Pooch.
Chug Penis, You Fart Coot!
Poo Fart Shit. Cue Coy Gnu!
Poo Fart Shit. Cue Coy Gnu!
I Go "Yup. Choose Cunt Fart."
"Nice Fart." (Ouch! Got Soupy).
I Fart Goopy Couch Tunes.
Poet Sung 'Icy Fart Coo Uh!'
Choicer, Gutty Anus Poof.
Out-Fart Occupying Hoes
Poet Sung 'Icy Fart Coo Uh!'
Choicer, Gutty Anus Poof.
Out-Fart Occupying Hoes
Fart Gooey, Chic Nut Soup!
 |
| ...and if you change 'face' to 'faces' |
'I of Rough-cut Ass Potency...'
https://news.google.com/search?q=Stop%20Touching%20Your%20Face&hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US%3Aen
Yes. That's a dozen, anyway.
Yes. That's a dozen, anyway.
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