Stop Touching Your Face!

The phrase 

"Stop touching your face."

anagrams to

'Choice, young fart spout.'

...and also to

Yes. I Fart Goo, Cunt Pouch!

Nice Fart Gust, You Pooch.

 Chug Penis, You Fart Coot!
Poo Fart Shit. Cue Coy Gnu!

I Go "Yup. Choose Cunt Fart."

"Nice Fart." (Ouch! Got Soupy).

I Fart Goopy Couch Tunes.
Poet Sung 'Icy Fart Coo Uh!'
 Choicer, Gutty Anus Poof.
Out-Fart Occupying Hoes

Fart Gooey, Chic Nut Soup!

...and if you change 'face' to 'faces'

'I of Rough-cut Ass Potency...'

https://news.google.com/search?q=Stop%20Touching%20Your%20Face&hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US%3Aen

Yes. That's a dozen, anyway.

Diagram. A F@Rt Anagram

"...Washington state health officials didn’t test until the past few days the man who died and the two other cases announced Saturday."


A Fast Walker Gets Stuck in the Slow Lane

  anagrams to

 A Skull Farts, A Wet Ass Cheek? Tingle Town!

Googly Gods!

War of words as Nigerian English recognised by the Oxford English Dictionary

   anagrams to

 Hi Nerdy! Anal Windiness!

 I Croon Fart

 Sing Fart Whore

 Sex Herbicide? Googly Gods!

Oops Xi

When the Burmese messages were equated right into English on Facebook,Mr Xi’s name repetitively looked like “Mr. Shithole“.

   anagrams to

   Huge Ass Be Sweet !

  Shit. A Hotter New Quim

 Hole Beckoning.  Fart!

 Orgasm Remixed Semen.

 Vermillion-Keeled

  Yeti Shithole Poker.

https://theunionjournal.com/facebook-apologizes-for-vulgar-translation-of-chinese-leaders-name/

 

Feminist Cookbook

A Feminist Cookbook Meant to Inspire Fuels Outrage Instead

 anagrams to

  Monotone Fart, 

  Kookie Penis

   Bestialities Due Smog

   Cunt Fart! 

Ooze Cones

LAPD Searching For Man Robbing Victims Of Cash After Asking For Help Moving Furniture

   anagrams to

  I Am A Big Horn Fart Nerd -

  Ass Bung Fart. Slip Vim Chi Vim?

  Flouncier Spongecake Foghorn Fart !!!

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY POPE PAUL III. FARNESE

  In Greece, it is considered unlucky to marry on a leap day. Saint Patrick narrowly avoided matrimonial purgatory, as Bachelor's Day in some countries allows a woman to propose marriage to a man on February 29. St. Bridget got spurned, but got a nice payout. 

Carlos Humberto Romero, former president of El Salvador, was born on Leap Day in 1924.

The Prime Minister of Spain, Pedro  Sánchez, was born on the day in 1972.

 years in which February has twenty-nine days are called "bissextile," or Leap Years.

 anagrams to

  A Ass! A Derriere !!!

 Bony Penile,
 Urinate Cry -
 Hey, An Ass Encrypts Farts.

 Delicately Blares

 Why Fixers, Why?