Thursday, February 27, 2020

How to self-isolate

Coronavirus: How to self-isolate

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 Fart Artiness! Voice: Hullo. So, Woo!"
Still Life with a Tree, My Coffee Cup, a Banana Box; Assorted Urban Detritus costarring Metro.



Wednesday, February 26, 2020

Right On



  1. Baboon on his way to vasectomy
  2.  escapes with two female companions before procedure

  3.    anagrams to

  4.  Bob Chew Cod By Nose Cove.

  5.  I Am A Nincompoop Nose.

  6.  Ass Emit A Peewee Fart.

  7.   Ooh, Wry Fart Lust!




Tuesday, February 25, 2020

Pillowcases full of snakes = Ass Fuck Lowlife Ass Pollen

Pillowcases
 full of snakes
 keep getting dumped
 outside a UK fire station

   anagrams to

 Fickle Anus Spew Of Gust.

 Peepee Dong Emit Dud.

 Anus Toot, Like I Kill Ass Fart.



I Love L.A. and F@Rt!

Solar storms blamed for whale strandings

   anagrams to

  Goddamn Hell,  Mr. Torn Ass!

  Blowier Ass Farts.


F@Rt Sux

Bloomberg’s influence
 stretches far and wide

   anagrams to

 Clobbered In Swung Farts.

 Emceed In Fart Holes.

  

The Anti Vax


 U.S. Says It’s Got a ‘Promising’
 African Swine Fever Vaccine

   anagrams to

  Ass Penis Outrages 

  Sconce Wince Revivifying

  I Am A Fart.




Lord Love a Duck

Shrove Tuesday: Surrey Police use pancake portaits in hunt for suspects

   anagrams to

  Fart, Penis. Piss Reecho. 

  Ass. Penis Love A Cunt.

  A Sour Tush Rocketed Yurt. Yup.




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