Thursday, February 6, 2020

Caffeine Art = I Fart En Face

Jim Carrey's Fart Metaphor For Donald Trump Is Pure Poetry On 'Late Show'

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Caffeine has been a boon for civilization; the most popular mind-altering chemical on the planet, the only addictive psychoactive drug we routinely give to kids.

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Wednesday, February 5, 2020

Ole Man Joe Farts

What Went Wrong for Joe Biden in Iowa

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The Ballad of Herb Thwackers

In China’s coronavirus-hit heartland, fear and loathing on the road to Wuhan

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Those from Hubei found in other parts of China are tracked down, accosted and locked at home by neighbors.

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A bit of my art for your afternoon

A bit of my art for your afternoon.

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Tuesday, February 4, 2020

"Anal Vehemency!"

Why liberal white women 
pay a lot of money to learn 
over dinner 
how they’re racist


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Monday, February 3, 2020

Wow! A sloppy fathead!


Who’s Afraid of Gwyneth Paltrow and Goop?

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Get It? It means fart, too.


Joe Biden: 

A Really Nice Guy for President 


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