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In China’s coronavirus-hit heartland, fear and loathing on the road to Wuhan

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Those from Hubei found in other parts of China are tracked down, accosted and locked at home by neighbors.

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A bit of my art for your afternoon

A bit of my art for your afternoon.

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Why liberal white women 

pay a lot of money to learn 

over dinner 

how they’re racist

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Who’s Afraid of Gwyneth Paltrow and Goop?

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Get It? It means fart, too.

Joe Biden: 

A Really Nice Guy for President 

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Fiona!!! Don't Tell Scotty

Fiona the hippo vomits on Chiefs logo during Super Bowl pick. I guess she likes the Niners.

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While the plan called for Fiona to nudge one of the items with her snout to indicate her pick, she instead chose to lose her leafy green lunch on the Chiefs

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.boston.com/sports/animals/2020/02/01/fiona-hippo-super-bowl-kansas-city-chiefs/amp