Wednesday, January 29, 2020

...NOW with Wacky News!

Man arrested for smoking marijuana while in court for marijuana charge

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Tuesday, January 28, 2020

Final Arguments = Anus Fart Mingle



Trump Defense Team 
Presents Final Arguments

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Towering dinosaur with radioactive skull identified in Utah

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Sunday, January 26, 2020

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Psychics correctly predict
 Kentucky girl found safely 
in Kentucky

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Sanders supporters have weaponized Facebook to spread angry memes about his Democratic rivals

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Veterans of Foreign Wars group demands apology after Trump said traumatic brain injuries from Iranian attack are 'not very serious'

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