Friday, January 24, 2020

F@Rt #152 Snuffliest Automaton Fart.

The Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump National Historic Site of Canada

   anagrams to

  Snuffliest Fart. Behead A Penis.
   Automaton Majolica Had Chinos Hid.



 

F@Rt #152 Force Farce Fart

Space Force logo tweeted by Trump bears uncanny resemblance to 'Star Trek' insignia

   anagrams to

Eco Sin Eco Sin Eco Sin 

 A Gunnery Rump.

 Pterodactyl Babble.

    Mr. Skeet Went 

  "Teargas Fart."


F@Rt #151 - Face Kick

Four-comma club: Predicting 
the next company to join trillion-dollar value elite

   anagrams to

  Blood Cum Farting Cum Rip

 Potty Moon. Thence A Jinx. 

Anal Lute Dirtier Olive Loll

Perspicacious Pyrotechnist Particles

Mysterious particles spewing from Antarctica defy physics

   anagrams to

Perspicacious Fart Medley 
Wing Misty Ass Fart Pyrotechnics


Dumb as a fart

An Adult’s Guide 
to Social Skills, 
for Those Who Were
 Never Taught

    anagrams to

   Colon Gas.

 Dude, I

  Horseshit Ether.

Owls Owl.

  Vagina Leek.

Tutu Farts.


F@Rt #150 - Dot Com Fart Bubble


Jeff Bezos’s Phone Hack Should Terrify Everyone

    anagrams to

 "Honk" He Farted. 
 "Jeez, Horrible."
 Coveys Fen Of Pussy.



Great Book Title


The Darkness 
Where the Future 
Should Be

   anagrams to

 Oldster Bus. Whee! Eek. He Uh, Thunder Farts.