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Wichita Falls police: Man arrested on suspicion of assault after girlfriend said his fart smelled horrible

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If a Japanese billionaire farted in front of you, what would you say?

“If you’are an astronaut, every fart is a ticking time bomb,”

「あなたが宇宙飛行士なら、すべてのおならは時限爆弾です」

`Anata ga uchū hikō-shinara, subete no onara wa jigen bakudandesu'

https://thenextweb.com/shareables/2020/01/16/japanese-billionaire-space-girlfriend-fart/

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Behold, some of our finest reporting on farting.

"Flatus — known in non-medical circles as a fart — is a topic that has fascinated, amused, and repulsed humanity for thousands of years."

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Farting is good for you.

Healthy individuals produce significant amounts of intestinal gas (flatus, Boofing, farts, rip-snorts, Hot Smelly Gas) daily; without rectal release, gases trapped within the digestive system produce bloating and abdominal distention. Farting is good for you.

Fluency in Flatus "Excuse me, do you mind if I fart?"

Albanian: 

"Më falni, a keni mendje nëse pordhem?"

Cebuano:

"Gikasabuso ko, nahunahuna ba nimo kung nag-fart ako?"

Finnish:

"Anteeksi, kiitätkö jos pieruani?"

F@Rt # 137 - Hijinx ala Heinie

The US Space Force has defended its newly unveiled camouflage uniforms after they were roundly mocked on social media.

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F@Rt #136 - Farting Cavemen! Hi Five!

Ex-Guantanamo chief convicted of covering up fight over alleged affair days before man’s death

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