F@Rt 136 - Kelly Rippa & Ryan Fweeeeecrest

Forget Popeye’s vs. Chick-fil-A. KFC and Africa Fried Chicken are pecking it out.

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   Voiceless Fart

   Fart Fog.

   Cake Fart.

   Pie Fart.

   Yucking Fart Echoed

   In Dick Pic Nick.

F@Rt #135 - Ayatollah? Ass-A-Hole-Ah

Iran's Ayatollah Slams 'American Clowns' In Rare Friday Prayers Sermon

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  Ornery Asshole. 

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     Ass! Anal Maniac. 

       Rip Fart.

         Worry, Nerd Ass.

   

F@Rt #134 - I Am An Illiterate Chimp.

The Impeachment Trial will be a 

Big Yawn for Millions 

of Americans

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Fart Memo Now:

  I Am An Illiterate Chimp. 

Chew Silly Flabbier Worms. 

   

You swallowed too much air.

 You ate hard-to-digest foods.

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 Ed's Fart Shootout. Dead Yogi

NBC2FARTS

 "There’s gas, and then there’s flatulence—they’re not exactly the same thing. Gas is air in your digestive tract. Flatulence refers specifically to the excess gas in your stomach or intestines that can cause bloating and, well, farts."

It can fairly be reported that this is a
photograph of hard-to-digest foods.

F@Rt #134 - Fart an Iran Dance

Trump administration updates public school prayer guidance on National Religious Freedom Day

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   Pubic Sacrilege.

   PRAY TO THE DONALD.

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F@Rt # 133 - Methane Monkeyshines!

Homeless Mothers in Oakland Forcibly Evicted From Vacant Home in Battle Over Affordable Housing

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  ...Ooh - So Unbelievable.

      Methane Monkeyshines!

  Fart. Farts. Farting. Farted.

   I Am Loco, Love! 

             - Mr. C.C. Blood Shiv

F@Rt # 131 - WTFart?!? Sci-Fart

Scientists Create 
Living Concrete 
from Bacteria and Sand

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    Darns! Farts!

Electronic Caves Cringe.

      It's Abominated Incest!