F@Rt # 125 - Crack a Rat on Crack

The Sex Scene Evolves for the #MeToo Era

   anagrams to

    #MoreFarts  Love Stench! 

    See Eve Tee...! Ooh...!

F@Rt # 128 - Get out and walk, Donald!

 When I think of BuzzFeed, I think of PeePeeGate, not Fart Euphemisms.
BUTT... BuzzFeed's shorter list is here: 

 https://tinyurl.com/fart-of-your-world


 And here's 300+ more: 

http://www.flatulencesolutions.com/fart-euphemisms/

 The BuzzFeed list includes wacky Fart memes, and the list of 300 includes "fart", the original fart euphemism.

Fluency in Flatus

Learn to say "I Like to Fart" in many different languages:
French: "J'aime péter."
Chinesese: 我喜欢放屁。
Dutch: "Ik hou er van om scheten te laten."
Esperanto: - "Mi ŝatas farti."
German: "Ich mag furzen."
Haitian Creole: "Mwen renmen kreye sorselri ak maji soti nan estipid mwen." (I love to create ass Sorcery).

F@Rt # 124 - Blurp

Trump’s Impeachment Trial Is a Perilous Duty for the Chief Justice

   anagrams to

             Mr. Penis Spurt.

 Alcoholised Cunt.

        I Eject- Uh, Emu Pie.

   Farty Shit Fart.

F@Rt # 123 - 6.8 on the Rectum scale.

New Bone-Eating Life Form Discovered in Bizarre Alligator-Corpse Study

   anagrams to

   Omnivore Edible 

   Predators Coil 

   Ugly Carbonized Weenies.

   Farting Farts.

F@Rt #121 - Perdão. Eu peido.

Video surfaces of Putin, Assad laughing at Trump during Damascus summit

   anagrams to

      Odium? USA, Gimp Mutt!

         Penis Anus

   Vagina Dildo.

 Crude Scum Gush

   Fart. Ass. Fart  

F@Rt #118 - Oh! - Faults... I thought you said 'farts'.

Almost all our faults 

are more pardonable

 than the methods we resort to 

to hide them.

   anagrams to

Tremolo Aromas - Uh-Oho.

 Anal Badman. 

Therm Hole  Spluttered.

 Weirdest Tootle.

   

   The Farts.