F@RT #108 - A Big Ol' Thumper

New Boeing CEO’s to-do list: Restart Max production. Repair FAA links. 

And fix a culture where

 supervisors were called ‘monkeys.’

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Woebegone Sick Toils! 

Six Paradoxes: 

I) Nicer Rump. II) Crueler Wealth. 

Mr. Sols Pecker, Lewd Revs Anus.

 And Don't Forget to Fart! Anus.

F@RT#106 Everyone Knows Everyone Is Wrong.

Everyone Knows Memory Fails as You Age. But Everyone Is Wrong.

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Ever Farts, One Ever Sins. Knew Yo Own Orgy. Beagles Maim You.

F@RT # 105 - Silent Soylent Violence

a store of valuable

or delightful things.

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 Hullo! "Free Vagina Fart Goo!"
 She Bullshitted.

The medieval Latin joke book Facetiae includes six tales about farting.

F@RT 104 FM KFRT

Facebook Says It Won’t Back Down 

From Allowing Lies in Political Ads

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Cannabis Cowboys Toked On Mellow Glissando Kiwi Lilac

 Poi Farts.

      

F@RT # 102 - "bubbled up the ghost"

What the Rebirth of This Old Steel Center Means for Trump

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Twistiest Fart Berthed Hell. Ho-Oh! Trumpeter, Conman, Serf.

FART #103 - The Ripper

A hands-on demo with Charmin’s new toilet paper robot and fart smell sensor

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Smell A... Whew! Hmm. A Narcotised Fart. Let An Ass Tornado In. Shit A Poop! Nerd Boner.

"Sing, sweet bird, I kneen nat where thou art!"
This Nicholas anon let fle a fart