Friday, January 3, 2020

Fart # 74 - Gorilla Sales Attack

Road traffic accidents take a toll
 anagrams to
Lick Desiccated Anal Fart, Too. Fart.


Fart # 73 - absolutely bonkers


a rhapsodic excursus on rituals of human-placenta disposal


 anagrams to 


I Fart Ass Urine. Such A Lax Odor Damn! Cheap Ass Cusp Pollution.



Fart # 72 - A rhapsodic excursus on Rhyme and Verses


Human Remains in a Cave Identified as a Bootlegger Who Escaped Jail
  anagrams to
Oh, Doggonedest - I Escaped Jail. Anarchies. 

I Fart Mauve Batman Wienie.







Fart # 71 - cut the cheese – Dutch Oven – fart – float an air biscuit

Newly released Mueller investigation FBI memos 

anagrams to 

Seven Soldierly Gentleman: "Bilious, Me, Em - We - I Fart."





Fart # 71 - warped lives of blameless children

A Ridiculously Optimistic History of the Next Decade
   anagrams to
Idiotically, I Cum, Fart, Piss. Horniest Hoe, Yet Toxic Dude.

Thursday, January 2, 2020

Fart # 70 - jaw-dropping oddities

Tom Brady addresses the possibility that this might be his finale at Gillette Stadium

     anagrams to

Bombarded. Shit Shit Shit Shit Shit. 
'I Am A Legit Potty Legend' Yelled
'I Am Butt! I Fart Asses!'



Fart # 69 [369] - If "Grease" is the word, then the fart is the turd.


White House says Trump’s ‘lynching’ tweet
unrelated to ‘dark times’
- for African Americans

    anagrams to 

We Elected Ugly Rat Farts.
Cockamamie Insane Dis,
Or A Nutty Shit Fart Mourns Whips Here