Thursday, January 2, 2020

Fart # 66 - Otolaryngopharyngeal

Here’s how Dallas expects its new traffic plan to ‘transform’ transportation infrastructure 

     anagrams to 

Catch A Farts Crew. Fart User Whir Farts. I Fart, Nuttiness explodes. Molestation Snorts Porn.

Fart # 66 - Balloon Tit Penis.

Tom Brady focused on Titans, not possible Patriots finale
     anagrams to
Balloonist Donated Farty Farts Combustions. I Peptonise!



Fart # 64 - Foofaraw in Hoofdorp and Wormeldang

All eyes on McConnell as Senate returns Friday
   anagrams to
Clean Clone: "Smelly Dinosaur Rennet, Ye Fart Ass!"

Fart # 65 - Jumboised Dukedoms

Joe Biden, Make Sure and Demand That You Testify
    anagrams to 
I Am Nuked. Smuttiest Bonehead: Fart Eddy? Nae, Joy.


Fart # 63 - Damnation Disco



"In the middle of the retail apocalypse, responding to the customer’s demand for instant gratification."

  anagrams to

In the Splayfooted Damnation Disco, I Am The Gin Dancers Tits. The Congressperson Mouthed "I'll Fart It. The Fart."


 Damnation Disco, great name for a book, band OR a bar, no?

Saturday, April 22, 2017

The O'Reilly Factor anagrams to 'Tool cheerily fart.'

The Final Days of the Fox News Superstar
anagrams to
'Expand honestly, Housewife. Farts! Farts!'
anagrams to
'Expenses if unhealth
y wood. Farts! Farts!'

Sunday, April 2, 2017

Salariat of Schadenfreude

"Sunday's 'Ring of fire' eclipse: Stargazers treat or omen of upheaval?"
 anagrams to
'Romeo farts. Huge and evil farts. Farts up sapiency on sleazier ogre. '
 High-Tech Hope for the Hard of Hearing
anagrams to
'Heigh-ho fart! Heigh-ho fart! Herd ponce.'