Fart # 63 - Damnation Disco

"In the middle of the retail apocalypse, responding to the customer’s demand for instant gratification."

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In the Splayfooted Damnation Disco, I Am The Gin Dancers Tits. The Congressperson Mouthed "I'll Fart It. The Fart."

 Damnation Disco, great name for a book, band OR a bar, no?

The O'Reilly Factor anagrams to 'Tool cheerily fart.'

The Final Days of the Fox News Superstar
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'Expand honestly, Housewife. Farts! Farts!'
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'Expenses if unhealthy wood. Farts! Farts!'

Salariat of Schadenfreude

"Sunday's 'Ring of fire' eclipse: Stargazers treat or omen of upheaval?"

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'Romeo farts. Huge and evil farts. Farts up sapiency on sleazier ogre. '

 High-Tech Hope for the Hard of Hearing
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'Heigh-ho fart! Heigh-ho fart! Herd ponce.'

F@RT #62

"Fillon, French Presidential Candidate, Is Charged"

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'Chancier, solid fart, deadened penis chilling fart.'

F@RT #61 pur·lieu

Saturday Night Live goes after Ivanka Trump hard

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It's naughty drivel. Oh Dear! Up-market vagina farts. 

F@RT #60 en·co·mi·um

"Elite Law Schools Are Really Tough To Get Into. But What If You’re Tiffany Trump?"
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'Well, hello gooey gooey cunt fart soul.
 I hate twit shit. Fart. Urinate. Fart. Bumpy. Fart.'

“Trump also means, especially in British English, to, erm, break wind.”

—Eleanor Maier, a dictionary editor, on the etymology of the verb “trump” - from The Atlantic http://tinyurl.com/FarTrump

F@RT #59

"San Francisco Police Department Pulls Out of F.B.I. Anti-Terrorism Task Force"
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'I am fart penis. Cosmic fart. Not penis sucker. Cool fart. Bolder penis. Lout fart.'