Salariat of Schadenfreude

"Sunday's 'Ring of fire' eclipse: Stargazers treat or omen of upheaval?"

 anagrams to

'Romeo farts. Huge and evil farts. Farts up sapiency on sleazier ogre. '

 High-Tech Hope for the Hard of Hearing
anagrams to
'Heigh-ho fart! Heigh-ho fart! Herd ponce.'

F@RT #62

"Fillon, French Presidential Candidate, Is Charged"

   anagrams to

'Chancier, solid fart, deadened penis chilling fart.'

F@RT #61 pur·lieu

Saturday Night Live goes after Ivanka Trump hard

anagrams to

It's naughty drivel. Oh Dear! Up-market vagina farts. 

F@RT #60 en·co·mi·um

"Elite Law Schools Are Really Tough To Get Into. But What If You’re Tiffany Trump?"
anagrams to
'Well, hello gooey gooey cunt fart soul.
 I hate twit shit. Fart. Urinate. Fart. Bumpy. Fart.'

“Trump also means, especially in British English, to, erm, break wind.”

—Eleanor Maier, a dictionary editor, on the etymology of the verb “trump” - from The Atlantic http://tinyurl.com/FarTrump

F@RT #59

"San Francisco Police Department Pulls Out of F.B.I. Anti-Terrorism Task Force"
   anagrams to
'I am fart penis. Cosmic fart. Not penis sucker. Cool fart. Bolder penis. Lout fart.'

F@RT #58

"Trumpism is now getting exposed as a monumental fraud"
anagrams to
'I'm not sexed-up anus. I am pig anus. Fart torment. Lewd smog.'

F@RT #57

"Don't be angered by a fool. Be grateful you're not foolish."
anagrams to
'You boob! You big fart goon. Dense bellend fart-hole. Fart.'