F@RT # 32

"North Korea Defies Trump's Art of the Deal" - [Reuters]
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F@RT #27

The Food Bank of the Future Could Be in a Post Office of the Past
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F@RT #31

She felt a ‘crawling sensation.’ Doctors found a live cockroach in her skull.
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F@RT #30

"If Trump really knows the art of the deal, he'll embrace free trade" - (Washington Post)
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F@RT #29

"Is Trump Really pro-Israel, or Is He Just 'Art of the Deal-ing' Netanyahu?" - (Haaretz)
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F@RT #28

Iran's Supreme Leader Thanks Trump for Showing America's 'True Face' - [New York Times]
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F@RT #26

Will Trump's 'Art of the Deal' bravado translate to politics?
(The San Francisco Chronicle)
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The San Francisco Chronicle
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