F@RT 7

"Fish fraud could be accidental,"
anagrams to
'Chic, idle, boldfaced anus fart.'

politesse

On all fronts, the actual future confounds the imagined future.
anagrams to
Fart fiend's tutu. Ouch!  Uh, demon anus. Eel fart bunghole. Cunt fart oil.

F@RT 6 - The Old Asylum

"We’re like mushrooms—fed shit and kept in the dark.”

anagrams to

'That kind, kind sheep-fart. Meek, humorless weirdo.'

F@RT 5

U.S. Faces a Startling New Political Reality After Donald Trump’s Victory

anagrams to

 'Unsocial, placeless twit farted. Rancidly spluttery farting vomtoria.'

F@RT IV

Menopause Mystery: Why Do Female Killer Whales Experience The Change Of Life?
anagrams to
'Hellhole fart symphony. Well! I am a new, green-eyed fart chief. Come! I see puke.'

F@RT III

"The FBI agent hot on his trail"
anagrams to
'Fart? Heigh-ho! It isn't notable.'

F@RT II

"Yes, It’s All Your Parents’ Fault."
anagrams to
'Farts taste unpiously, really.'
anagrams to
'Lousy farts, anally true spite.'