Saturday, November 13, 2021

700 F@rT§

Female Singer for Brass Against urinates on 
Fan’s Face Onstage During Festival Performance. 
Of Course Not Safe For Work Fan-filmed video of 
the shocking incident can be seen in the footage below. 

     anagrams to 

   Boners! I am Farting generous Pee Onanism* - Vagina Farts elegance!

   “I am offended.” - Wino fool Ass evildoer. Cunt Farts.

    High geek Shit 'n' Farts on obedience.  Cow Farts. Loonie bone-fuck Farts offence.


    https://tinyurl.com/FartPee

                             *Masturbation


Friday, November 12, 2021

Tapeworm F@rT§ #699

Tapeworms found in man’s brain years after he ate feces-tainted food, victim left talking gibberish.


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I am an enemy. Farts


I Fart woebegone, debauched Farts


Inviting, hot Farts plonked.


It Farts, imbeciles.








     

Thursday, November 11, 2021

Penis Worm F@rT§

Fossil Record: Forget the goofy name; Penis worms 

wore shells to defend themselves hundreds of millions 

of years before hermit crabs did. Fascinating fossils,

found on the sea floor, show the phallic marine worms 

figured out a smart survival strategy for fending off 

flesh eating predators.


     anagrams to 


   Cheesed off? Leprosy! Farts! I'm a vulva! 


   Good God! Hollower Farts, finer tenseness.


   Devilish, slothful semen? Farts, Farts, Farts!


   Bossy, belching Farts… idiocies domineer.


   Eh! Poisonous cow hand Farts hellhole. 


   I'm more of a farting weirdo rumormonger.


   Tenderly offended. Tough spewings. Farts. Farts? Farts.