Monday, October 25, 2021

Smoove

First female mayor of Illinois village sparks 

outrage after hiring registered child sex offender 

who spent years in prison for brutal gang rape 

to be town's code enforcement officer - 

which requires him to enter neighborhood homes. 


       anagrams to 


“I'm a pig, lovelies!” (Farts noisomely.) “Skill.”


Exceed huge, godlier, direr Heroine Farts.


Nobly whingeing. Proper Farts.


Now percent obedience so, coffee-room. Fart.


Which requires him to enter Farting Anus. Farts. Neigh. Farts.






   

I Hope It Didn’t Say “911”

Hiker lost on mountain for twenty-four hours ignored calls from rescuers because he didn’t recognize phone number.

     anagrams to 

 Farts on worn-out humility or on keen greenhorn. 

 Scorn idle Farts ghoul. 

 Seduce cherubs. Domineer.

 Unzip! Become Farts!




     

Cowboys for F@rT§


TAKEN FOR A RIDE: Cousy Griffin, Founder of ‘Cowboys for Trump’ Finally Realizes Ex-President Is a Massive Grifter; “After your four years, the only ones that were locked up were men like me.”

     anagrams to 

Crook! Ungenuine Ass Penis! Farts idiocy foreword.

 Bizarrely exemplified Farts-up loony. 

  Hey You! Venereology if more Farts, urine. 

 Well! Wretched, meek, meek Farts eruption.

  Farts Farts Farts 

       tinyurl.com/CowboysForFarts


 

Free F@rTs

'Free at last, free at last.'


     anagrams to


     'Tee Farts, late Farts, ale.'






     

Yep. It’s a word.

Circo Mediatico! Italy's far-right leader Matteo Salvini faces trial over migrants, actor Richard Gere to testify.


     anagrams to  


   Idiocratically. Farts. Homicide.


   Violent Farts, aromatic vaginalectomies. 


   Diarrhoeic strategy regretter. Farts.

         

            https://tinyurl.com/CircoMediatico

     


      

Saturday, October 23, 2021

Farting Bear

Japanese prefecture educates with bear safety rock song after sightings spike


     anagrams to 


Farts Nauseate! Bewitched Fart-ups! Peace.


 Cheeky snorting Farts, jokes, piggeries.


    https://tinyurl.com/FartingBear




Friday, October 15, 2021

Fart? Fart!

Mark Ridley-Thomas Charged Along with former University 
Dean in Federal Grand Jury Indictment Alleging Bribery and 
Fraud Scheme; indictment charges a seasoned lawmaker 
who allegedly abused the public’s trust by taking official actions 
to benefit his family member and himself

      anagrams to 

   I am the Shit! …Farts!  My Horny Dong!

   Niggling ninny! Clitoris. Fart. Labia. Anus. Rectum.

   Dear Handsome, clean mucked sewerage. 

   Hey! Labia. Hey! Shit Bird. Hell! Clitoris. Eh! Anal.

   Embedded Pubic Clitoris. Anal Fart bejewels Fevered Cunt Farts. Meek Wang.

  I'm odd, Monkey. Farting Anus. Labia Fart. Middle Farts. 




  

   

Saturday, October 9, 2021

F@rT§ on Fire Sixty Nine o

Kansas firefighters race to a fire, 

find a fire truck going up in flames, 

the fire spreading to a farm field. 


     anagrams to 


   I Far-Fart.


   I Fuck Farts in a cheekier ego.


   I’m Far-Farting.


   I Fart huge, deadened sloppiness.


   Ole! I’m Far-Farting! 


              tinyurl.com/FartsOnFire



Wednesday, October 6, 2021

ZuckerFucker F@rT§ Sphincter Butt Anus Colon Rectum Ass Poop Log Bum Shit Bowel

Whistleblower: Facebook is misleading the public on progress 

against hate speech, violence, misinformation; Former employee 

of Facebook Frances Haugen to testify before Senate committee 

about company's misinformation policies as the company offers 

defiance. Facebook pushed for higher profits, cavalier over safety. 

Zuckerberg is set to take another pounding in Congress because 

Frances Haugen ran the misinformation department at Facebook 


     anagrams to  


   I am a Farting Farting Farting Imbecile Fucker! Fart Fart Fart I Fart! Boof!


Farts


   'Oh No! Hooey! I'm an Evil, immense 'oi polloi.'


Farts


    Cheese-head keen.


Farts


   Cooee one-time, cheeky one. 


Farts


   Pee Piss Penis Dink Cum Urinate Wangs


Farts


   Noisomely piece commie, sane booby.


Farts


   Eh! Peeved, chic Ohio Buckeye envied. 


Farts


   Anus Bum Sphincter Cake Poop Anus


Farts


   Recognize ego-based or opposing 


Farts


   Gotcha! Obscene phenomenon me.


Farts


   Fanny Colon Butt Ass Rectum Shit Log Bowel.



 


   


   

Yes.

 …Yes. 

This still happens. 

I was working on one big, long, complex and -swear to god- Funny fart anagram for more than an hour, until POOF! Gone. These stupid computers were supposed to make life easier. I hate them more than I hate the VA, …and I really hate them.




Monday, October 4, 2021

Actual email from our Governmentally Ill

 

What customers are saying

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Sunday, October 3, 2021

Slick F@rTs

California Fish and Wildlife, Coast Guard: SoCal oil spill.
After Hurricane Ida trashed oil drilling infrastructure 
off the Gulf Coast, now a major oil spill five miles off 
the California coast has officials closing beaches; 
they started to find dead birds and dead fish washing 
up on shore. A fourteen square-mile slick is pushing 
oil onto both Huntington Beach and Orange County coast.

     anagrams to 

   Thought and Farts halo: Farts is Farts and Farts is Farts. Oomph!

   Ciao! I am a dire, fish-face cow hand - a dire, foolish pig-Farts dildo.  

   Is nice, huge, nubile Aulic council in Evil Farts Hellhole?

   Mellow Fart juice. Hoi polloi Ass-goon Farts.

   Ouch! Clean unpublished Farts indecision.

   Giddy dead-end illogical death wish. Incontinent boob Farts.

   Loquacious Farts - keen, innocent gargoyle Farts.



  

  
     

Saturday, October 2, 2021

Popcorn F@rTs

The flat pigtoe, The Lord God Bird - finished; flora and fauna


   officially declared extinct by the US Fish and Wildlife Service.


   The extinctions include birds, mussels, fish, a bat and a plant. 


     anagrams to 


Exciting, ill-boding, hot-headed Penile Shit-Bat Farts


Unwieldy chief Fart of idyllic baldheads.


Farts Convulse if pinheaded do. Farts.


Nicest, undoubted nihilisms excel… Fart Anal Farts.