See? I told you so.

Outspoken Marine officer who went 

viral blasting military leaders over 

Afghanistan is jailed ahead of trial.

     anagrams to 

   Now cheekier emotion Farts up now.

   Smilingly variable Fart evildoer. 

   Ha Ha! Genitalia joins sad Farts, ideal Fart.

[…AND EXACTLY ONE MONTH AGO, ANOTHER FART ANAGRAM ON THE SAME SUBJECT SAID…]

'I demand accountability, if we don't get it, I'm bringing it!' 

Marine battalion commander fired after slamming his 

superiors over botched Afghanistan exit strategy warns 

the military needs a 'revolution'. Since the Corps just LOVES 

insubordination so much, and it’s a REALLY smart move, 

Lt. Col. Stuart Scheller has spoken out for the first time since 

he was removed from his post in new comments and is not a 

five year old throwing a full-on screaming fit Semper tantrum.

   anagrams to 

    Good Morning! I am a bed-wetting idiot. Oh Jesus! I'm Farts!

    Slime-drenched, Hell-bent imbecility. I am an Anal Fart. 

     I’m a Sex Rectum !!!

    'Obturate, cringeworthy dopiness.' FART

    I am a perverted ass, shitting on snotty heretics!

    Void abandons nihilist. 

    Vulture's emotional acrimony.

    Token, crotchless truth polluter. I’m Farting,

     Feminism, eviscerate whoredom!  I Fart!

     Smooth incontinent mad Vagina Farts. Cunt Farts!

   Well-worn Perineum of amorously scavenged Asshole Farts!

   

Hog F@rT§, Cow.

Basta, Porks Romana! Ready your puns, references, 

Fun wordplay and assorted frivolity as Wild Boars are 

ransacking Rome. Fat, feral hog-babies are running free

around Rome. A porcine plague has descended upon 

the Eternal City. Forest Pigs scavenging overflowing 

rubbish for food. In Pig-Latin - Ome-Ray opes-hay to ix-fay 

its ogs-hay oblem-pray, erociously-fay. Cosa cazzo 

Faccsiamo? What the Fuck do we do?!? Uffa—what a bore!

     anagrams to 

   Bunghole! Nosey noisemaking abhorrence. Ass Farts!

   O Dear Me! Purer Ravioli Farts.

   Awkwardly unloaded proper Fart Farts

   

   Necrophagia* Farts.

   Unamused opulence and odder nobody poser Farted.

   Gaze peevishly recognizing Fartish Fart acne.    

   I'm a noxious, boobyish, gooey Farts pipeline.

   Hooray! Gaseous polygamy. Boof! Farting Farty Farts.

   Cow Bowels Fart!  Vice snogs chic cocaine.

   I am a Fart Anus. A woeful, cheeky buddy who Farts.

(* Nourishing ones self by eating dead flesh; cannibalism.)

           https://tinyurl.com/FeralHogFarts

     

     

Astro-Boffin F@rTs

Astro-Boffins*: If anyone can explain why Jupiter's Great Red Spot 

is spinning faster and shrinking, please speak up; The frenzy of 

wind-storms is wider than Earth, goes four-hundred miles per hour, 

and after one-hundred-fifty years observing it, we haven’t got a fuckin’ clue.

      anagrams to 

   Farts. Farts? Farts!

   

   An idle heroine’s Fart Pipe and a woebegone wimp’s Anus.

   Idiocy, Noxious Farts. Penises!

   Huh! Her improper Farts, plundered.

    “Not wheezing, junior. Farts!” -Ninnyish God.

   Everybody… the unhinged deviant clown!!!

    Farts-up cheeky Farts, genuine Farts, kinglike Farts.

(*also spelled Astroboffin, one who observes the stars, from Earth; an Astronomer.)

   

https://tinyurl.com/QueenFartsPopeFarts

From the Queen of England to His Holiness 

the Pope: How Long After I Hit My Head 

Should I Tricycle Frog Banana? Fuckin’.

     anagrams to 

   Heigh-ho! Farts on lonesome delinquent.

   Heigh-ho! Employed top Fuckin’ Farts whine.

   Cynical, debonair ghoul Farts.

     Farts.

           https://tinyurl.com/QueenFartsPopeFarts

America’s First F@rT§

America isn't first — it's far behind — and studies 

point to far-right Republicans, including Trump,

Oxford University, Kaiser Family Foundation say. 

Despite those skeptical about the effectiveness 

of vaccines and confused by inconsistent messages, 

they acted to protect themselves, which shows that 

they are not stupid, despite overwhelming evidence.

   …I’m WAAY TOO FUCKED UP TO DO THIS RIGHT NOW. HOORAY FOR FOUND POT!

https://tinyurl.com/BearUrineFarts

Forestry student-turned-shaman-turned firebug 

faces nine years in prison for felony arson charges 

in devastating Fawn Fire, after claiming the fire

was triggered accidentally while she tried to boil 

bear urine so she could drink it. 

Forty homes have burned so far.

     anagrams to 

   Thundery Farts burned out genuine denim.

   Loony Farts incoherence annoys Farts inspirer.

   I'm agile. Evil Farts Whine! Begin Farts genocide!

   Well, Farts! Grey-headed, wailing Farts.

   Brutelike Farts and horrendous idiocies.

   Crude vibrance theme. Yo! Farts! Oh! Farts! Oh! Farts!

   

     https://tinyurl.com/BearUrineFarts

   

Sheriff’s F@rT§

A Former Sheriff’s Deputy was charged after allegedly 

stealing a dead woman's credit cards to buy auto 

parts, after being fired for felony counts of attempted 

grand theft and felony counts of identity theft and 

grand theft of firearms. This, after he and other officers 

stole from other dead people. Facing a maximum of 

four years and four months in state prison if convicted 

of all eleven charges in uniformed on-duty welfare checks.

     anagrams to 

   Oh Dear Me! Fart Farts! Well! Piggledy, cheesy rude Farts.

   I am a cold sweat obduracy. Farts Deadening Fart!

   Bug-eyed Fart! Impolite Shit-Fart omnipotence.

   Nutty pooh-poohed loony of offended Farts detection.

   I'm genuine, huge Farts menace in mixed lech.

   Oh No! Unhinged Fart Farts!

   Oh No! Lonesomely unimpeded Fart Farts Farts doodle.

   I'm an unfounded Fart Farts Farts venereology.  

  Whence if choice clever dick Farts, Fart Farts Farts Farts Farts.

            https://tinyurl.com/SherriffsFarts

       

Nikola Tesla F@rTs Elon Musk F@Rt

Tesla owners can now choose 'full self-driving' 

software at the press of a button for the first time: 

Thousands could soon hit the road with the 

unregulated features; the company say makes 

driving 'safer and less stressful.' Federal traffic 

safety agencies point to crashes, one fatality.

     anagrams to 

   Clownish Farts. Farts indulgence.

   Lout Farts, swore “Farts!” Farts so touching! Vehement Farts. 

   Obsolete lout Farts. Roundheaded lout Farts.

   Wanted: Yankee Farts. Farts voyeurism.

   Assholes - Defecate up! Nicely lie of white-hot negligee Ass Farts.

   O, My! O, Penis!  Cheap Shithead Farts inaction.

   Farts.

Ghost F@rTs

Federal Bureau of Investigation: Convicted 

Felon Sentenced for Narcotics, Firearms 

Trafficking and Manufacturing “Ghost Guns” 

     anagrams to 

   Boogie! Farts, Farts, Farts!

   Ill-omened, rude Farts of innocence.

   Cunning hog Farts muck.

   Voice ungenuine Farting avid Farts accident.

     

InF@rTraTion

Act Of War Much…? Fourteen fully armed Mexican 

soldiers were detained early Saturday morning for 

five hours by U.S. Customs and Border Protection 

officers after they crossed into El Paso, Texas, from 

Mexico's Ciudad Juarez. And one was carrying drugs.

     anagrams to 

    Farts, Farts, Farts!

    I am a rude, red-eyed, boorish, red-eyed loony.

    O My! Unwelcome eunuch climaxed.

    Farts, Farts, Farts!

    Unenvious Ass Farts - heroic weirdo turd burglary.

    Ass Farts to one mediocre nincompoop.

    Enjoy magic, drug-crazed, Farts de luxe. Nice cox! Win!

     

F@rTner

Beam Me Up, Jeffy! Captain James T. Kirk himself, 

ninety-year old actor William Shatner is Going to 

Space on Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin Rocket Ship for 

October twelve minute long suborbital spaceflight. 

     anagrams to 

   I am an Anus!

   Highjack milky majesty, nimblewit!

              Farts. VAGINA Farts.

     loony, clingier sodomite. 

Shit Farts. Shat!

    Pig jerk choice, fine, noble booze-up. 

Farts eep! eep! 

    Well, globetrotting of foul respect.

     Boob. RECTUM.

   

     

Schadenf@rT

Schadenfreude Files: Trump Promotes 

‘Highly Respected’ Arizona “Cyber Ninjas” 

Audit Results Apparently Unaware They 

Confirm He’s a Loser and that Biden even 

picked up a few votes at Trump’s expense.

      anagrams to 

   Pummeled ponderous heretics.

   Jeopardize brain cheesy lynching

   Sparsely au naturel and up twit..    

   Inconvenient, hot-headed ramblers. 

   Execute weakened VIP. Pump poet.

   

   Farts Farts Farts Farts. - Hey! Ass!

F@Rt In A Space Suit

Flashbacks to Starfleet, Battlestar Galactica, 

an Imperial Star Destroyer officer and Mass 

Effect: Official U.S. Space Force "professional" 

Dress and PT uniform starts fights over what 

sci-fi it ripped off, but everyone is united in hating 

the futuristic, prototype Guardian pants. Space Farce?

     anagrams to 

   Blackest, hateable Tooty Ass Farts. Up, up, up! 

   Tactical gloat. Ass Farts!

   Criminality moaners. Ass Farts, desperadoes.

   Is cool feculence!* Specifies poof. Farts! Farts!

   Thieving Farts. Farts, if redundant, whoredom.

   Pig Farts - Farts evidence of fiery inhibition

   Happier, erupting Farts. Farts! Cute accident?

                   https://tinyurl.com/FartInASpaceSuit 

(*feculence = flecked with fecal matter)

   

F@rT§ Forgotten

Unidentified and Suffering From Amnesia: 

Police in Croatia cast global social media 

net to identify Mystery Woman Wrapped 

in a Sheet on Remote Island Who Called 

for Help in Perfect English, But Does Not 

Know Her Name Or How She Got There

     anagrams to 

   Farts. I died in an ungenuine demonism. Oh, My!

   Farts. I boogie, I am laconical peccadillo. Whoopee!

   I am a rowdyishly demeaned Penis’n’Farts!

    Farts bellowed chilling penitence. Farts! Farts! Farts!

    The hot whoremonger. Hot, wet Farts. Puke one-to-one, nerd.

  

   

F@Rt Lifts Butt

California mom, daughter charged with 

murder after illegal, unlicensed Brazilian 

butt-lift procedure kills South African adult 

film and social media star after third try.

     anagrams to 

   Farts.

   High-minded Witch Farts a moral rage.

   Ill-naturedly crumblier renegade Farts.

   Like, Bull. Hot, punctual Farts, crude idiot!

   Animal hatred! …I idolized. I'm a Farts council.

    …Fart? 

                   https://www.worldometers.info/us-debt-clock/

   

Chick-F@rT-A

Sacri-licious? Website MSCHF facing 

eternal damnation by re-selling Chick-fil-A 

sandwiches on Sunday: “Conservative 

Christianity pairs perfectly with a 

correspondingly devout faith in the ‘free market.”  

     anagrams to 

   Gives cow Farts, Chauvinistic imbeciles.

   Amiably hated hell-like innocence Farts.

   Sunny screwiness! And Farting on coward.

   Chirpily Farts a pathetic heroicity.

   Nunlike Farts. Depraved Farts homogeneity.

   https://tinyurl.com/ChikFartA

This a photo of Andrew at an actual Chick-fil-A in Shreveport, having breakfast. The sticker on the middle finger reads SWITCH MEAT, which explains his sense of humor.

   

Anus F@rTs

A botched international submarine 

deal leaves France furious, China 

fuming, more egg on Biden’s face, 

and Australians asking why they 

should have flipped the bird at both 

friends and foes in the first place.

     anagrams to 

   I am an Anus Fart.

   Bolder, invincible bonehead idiot. Anus Farts.

   Comic geek hatemonger - negligence! Anus Farts.

   Whipped, heavenly, healthy Anus Farts - odd filth.

  Hot Anus Farts denied, phobic disbelief.

   Anus Farts.

Trump Means Fart

Tequila Bottles Found on New Boeing 

Air Force One Jet still in Development. 

Company has faced problems of factory 

debris found in commercial, military aircraft 

in recent years. Trump reportedly wished 

to paint his own Boeing plane the way he 

wished the new one would have looked like; 

a gaudy red, white and blue flying pig-dog.

     anagrams to 

   Uneloquent, low, bigoted - I am Farts!

   I Fart, ill-omened Evil one 

   Psycho flamboyance yaw.

   Amicably ridiculed moronism.

   Princely represented rude penis Fart…

   White-hot bunghole Fart.

   The weakened Farts howl

   Bug-eyed, odd and huge pig whoredom. 

   Joy! Now potent Farts. Apoplectic Penis Farts. Bonnie

    Trickily weeviled, inane hooligan.

     

Hooray for F@rT§!!!

California moves closer to decriminalizing 

psychedelic drugs psilocybin, adrenochrome, 

ecstasy, LSD, psilocyn, DMT, mescaline, 

fenfluramine and ibogaine. Hooray for drugs!

     anagrams to 

   Immoralise crocodilian violence. Farts. Zing!

   Rude Fart bicycles shoddily scrapping.

   Madman's speedy, cliched, censorial somnolency.

   Unhideous glorifier on bogey-man Farts.

    

   

F@rT Anagram #666

SF Food History: San Francisco once had a 

bar filled with spiders. They were the owner's 

only friends. Festooned with webs, walrus tusks, 

wild animals and whale teeth, the Cobweb Palace 

lasted forty years. - The San Francisco Chronicle

     anagrams to 

   Fancy! Ho Ho! So-and-so coincides.

   Bleed hot chewed chewable wimp.

   Farts, Farts, Farts, Farts, Farts! Anal Farts. Anal Farts. Tits!

 

   The wielders whine. Weird hyperbole!

   Wisely lout now debunked showiness

   Scratchy heroines canoodle nicely. 

    tinyurl.com/FartSpider

LAPD F@rT§

LAPD: To Serve And Infect?

     anagrams to 

   Devils And Fart Potence.

   

I’ll F@rT Myself to Congress

'I'll explain myself to Congress': Gen. Mark 

Milley says he will give full account of his 

'traitor' calls to Chinese counterpart at Capitol 

hearing and says they were 'perfectly within 

my duties and responsibilities' Chairman of the 

Joint Chiefs of Staff General Mark Milley defended 

his calls to his Chinese counterpart during the 

final months of Donald Trump's crazy presidency 

     anagrams to 

   Excel smilingly - volcanic fart gnome porn. 

   Farts. Assholes.

   'Guiltily wise, and hell-like, loyal scum.' Fart Anus Farts.

   Concocter urinates. Hot Farts palpitate rectums! 

   Farts!

   Hey! Farts! Whiningly the weepiest treachery.

   Imbecile. Handsomer insipidity. 

   Sphincter Farts. 

   Hell-like, dim genocide Dung Farts demon.

   Joy! Oh Hell! Heinous Farts incipience.

   Fondly analyzed champion do Farts.

  

Sherman F@rTs

 After flames took ten thousand of the trees last year, General Sherman,

the world's largest Giant Sequoia tree is now wrapped in a fire-resistant 

blanket due to threat of a pair of massive California wildfires onslaught.

     anagrams to 

   Hot Assholes outlasted the hymen Farts.

   A keen, large, serene loo. Farts Farts Farts!

   Amen to harlot's inadequate Farts, wriggles. Farts weirdo pain.

   Hooked Evil one in amicable Farts utopia. 

   Win puerile Farts, endearing twit.

     

    

Piss off with political correctness, you homo

 SpaceX Crew Are Experiencing ‘Awe And Wonder’ In Space, Former Astronaut Says

     anagrams to 

Wax experiences, ace. Nicer rape! 

I am a fag retardant. Wondrousness necropsy.

    

Fag F@rTs

 Caitlyn Jenner got absolutely destroyed in 

Gavin Newsom recall election, Larry Elder 

Speaks After Losing California Gubernatorial 

Recall Election; a major failure for the GOP.

  anagrams to 

   Tolerantly objected sanguinely.   

    stroyed in and 

   Mellowly Fart. Large irrelevance.

   Plebeianise glorious croaking Farts. Erection! Farts! Anal! Fart!

   Cool! Major league necrophile lie…

   

    

Flying Rhino F@rTs

Is it safer to transport a flying rhinoceros 

upside down? What’s the best method of 

Cockroach Control on Submarines? Ever 

wondered if sexual orgasms can be as 

effective as decongestant medicines, or 

whether ambient movie theater audience 

smells can help describe the film? 

Time for the Ig Nobel Prizes.

     anagrams to 

   Onerosity or ethical poisoning Farts!

   Oh Wow! Detested behind thumps Farts!

   Honorable, succinct moron croaks Farts!

   Meddlesome sureness blows, Farts excel!

   Peeved demon, choice Farts, inelegancies.

   White-hot butt Farts, needier vehemence.

   Farts Hero demobilizing emetic belcher: “I am a Vagina Fart! - Penis!”

   Farts !!!        

  https://tinyurl.com/RhinoFarts

F@Rt Bomb

Chicago woman allegedly makes false bomb 

threat at Florida’s Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood 

airport after arriving late to her flight; She 

allegedly told airport employees a bomb was 

in her checked luggage on the plane. She was 

arrested, the flight evacuated.

     anagrams to 

   Madwoman bellyaches. Logical geek Farts.

   Alleluia! Yo-ho-ho! Twaddle Drooled Farts.

   Virginal or healthier ego-trip.

   Good Farts, alert yodeller!

   High-necked rogue elephant Farts.

   Wealthily napalm Farts cheapest sewage.

   Rich vegetable Farts to death-bed mumbo.

     

Church F@rT§

Catholic Bishop quits church after falling 

in love with satanic erotic fiction writer

     anagrams to 

  Hot Farts! Bullshit, qua chic necrophilic. 

   Now loitering, wit inactive, I Fart choice Farts.

  

Palindrome F@Rt Anagram

God, a Red Nugget! A Fat Egg Under A Dog.

     anagrams to 

 Dung Engaged Fart! Argue Dog-Eat-Dog.

Race Fast Safe Car

      anagrams to

'Farts ace as farce.'

“Larry Elder is a Black face on White 

supremacy.” Black conservative radio 

host and GOP California gubernatorial 

recall election frontrunner candidate 

Larry Elder claimed reparations are owed 

to slave owners who had their 'property 

stolen' after the Civil War

following the abolition of slavery.

     anagrams to 

   I am an Asshole! Farts!

   Cowardice. Bellyacher. Farts!

   Blearily invoke cocked up avarice. Farts!

   Bulldog's patrician gonorrhea. Fart!

   Ill-natured intolerance. Farts!

   Arrantly drearier, droopier weasel !!!

   Oh Wow! Sloppy hothead. 

   Militant reason. Fart.

 

   Good! Now belittle loony convincer.

   Chewed, reverential evil. 

Go Hang A Salami.

     anagrams to

I’m A Lasagna Hog