https://tinyurl.com/VATruth

https://tinyurl.com/VATruth

Chicken F@rTs

Ruffled Feathers: TSA calls 'personal fowl' after 

raw chicken spotted on luggage carousel in Seattle; 

"Somewhere between baggage and the carousel 

they became free range," …Can chickens even fly?

     anagrams to 

    Hey, Eat Me!  Asshole Farts.

   'Well! Cocked up fart hellhole incenses.'

   Weeviled, gorgeous cutey Asshole Farts pong. 

   Wetter cabbage Farts now, huge renegade!

   Feeble Farts, hence cracking Farts menace.

   Farts. Anal Farts.

   https://tinyurl.com/ChickensFarts

Cockfield F@rT

 Moped rider's rude place-name tour for charity

finishes in Bell End, after visiting Twatt, Shitterton, 

Cockpole, Titty Hoe, Ass Hill and Butthole Lane.

     anagrams to 

   Cunty Fart Holes?

   'Oh, Dear Me! Cruel, dirt poor dream.'

   Farty Penis,

   'It isn't the bowel, neediest nihilist.'

   Farts!

   'Belittle topnotch dick to hell.'

    Vagina Ass.

     https://tinyurl.com/RudeFart

F@rT Stupid

 You Are Living in the Golden Age of Stupidity.

The convergence of many seemingly unrelated 

elements has produced an explosion of brainlessness

     anagrams to 

   'Opinionatively indulge huge ego.' Ass Farts.

   Continue green-eyed, comely Vagina hymens. Excel!

   Deplores Fart innuendos. Bleed in Lent. Farts Ass. Oomph !

     https://tinyurl.com/FartStupid

    

Dick F@rT§

 Phil Valentine, “Dick” Farrel Austin Levitt, now 'Mr. Anti-Vax' Marc Bernier; 

A third consecutive conservative talk radio host, mask critic, anti-vaccine 

activist and conspiracy theorist dies of COVID after spreading lies, concerned

that it violates civil liberties and valuing ill-informed politics more than life itself.

     anagrams to 

   Hell-like and punitive cretins! Cretins! Marx worriment? Cretins!

   Crab convivial, narcistic Fart. Eeee! Eeee! 

   'Stink out that avid Farts, homicidal croak.'

   Vivid ants cave, vacant idiot. Assholes. Vulva!

    Blind not thrilling victim idiot. 

    Farts, A Vagina Farts Ass Fart  

      Politic filth. Millions lie.

   

     

French Fried F@rT§

 French woman arrested over jewellery thefts from coffins

   anagrams to 

Reject Farts whenever honey Farts-off lewd, slim conformer.

   

Sex Rectum F@Rt$

 'I demand accountability, if we don't get it, I'm bringing it!' 

Marine battalion commander fired after slamming his 

superiors over botched Afghanistan exit strategy warns 

the military needs a 'revolution'. Since the Corps just LOVES 

insubordination so much, and it’s a REALLY smart move, 

Lt. Col. Stuart Scheller has spoken out for the first time since 

he was removed from his post in new comments and is not a 

five year old throwing a full-on screaming fit Semper tantrum.

   anagrams to 

    Good Morning! I am a bed-wetting idiot. Oh Jesus! I'm Farts!

    Slime-drenched, Hell-bent imbecility. I am an Anal Fart. 

     I’m a Sex Rectum !!!

    'Obturate, cringeworthy dopiness.' FART

    I am a perverted ass, shitting on snotty heretics!

    Void abandons nihilist. 

    Vulture's emotional acrimony.

    Token, crotchless truth polluter. I’m Farting,

     Feminism, eviscerate whoredom!  I Fart!

     Smooth incontinent mad Vagina Farts. Cunt Farts!

   Well-worn Perineum of amorously scavenged Asshole Farts!

   

      

      

635 F@rTs

 

California mom fights off a MOUNTAIN LION 

with her bare hands after she saw it dragging 

her five-year-old son across front lawn - before 

the big cat was shot and killed by a wildlife officer

     anagrams to 

   Oh No! Farts! I'm inimical!!! Farts moon. Farts fouling.

   Ha Ha! Farts! Rewarding, bighearted Farts whinge. 

   Boloney! Boogie bovinely! The Ass Farts wrenched.

   Acid-head if wild of wolf-like clean Farts.

   

     

Western F@Rt

 Western Europe Can Expect More Heavy Rainfall 

   And Fatal Floods As The Climate Warms

     anagrams to 

Whoopee! Farts! Ace, uneven, creepy Farts exam.

Smart Farts canoodled ill will anathema.

   

Four-Legged Whale F@rTs

 Fossil Science: New species of ancient four-legged whale 

discovered in Egypt; Skull resembles that of Anubis, 

the ancient Egyptian jackal-headed god of the dead 

after which it was named. The partial skeleton was 

found in Egypt's Fayum Depression. African Paleontology 

says this is not the first time the fossil of a whale with legs 

has been found, with four legs, webbed feet and hooves.

     anagrams to 

   Feeble-voiced pig sleekly bellowed “I am a RECTUM.”

   Wise engine of genocide, I like to eat pussy.

   Hang dejected cynghanedd*. D’oh! Anal Warts! 

    SPHINCTER Fart shit.

    It’s white-hot Cunts, and sweet, cheap Assholes. 

   'Poison-pen loyalty, genocide enigma.'

   The wholesome if shittily

   Fine when beheaded bugs blow off. 

     Hood of evil nuke.

     Farts Anus Farts Farts.

     Fa! Fart. Anus. Farts.

      Wangs! Titties. Asshole.

   *In Welsh-language poetry, cynghanedd (Welsh pronunciation: [kəŋˈhaneð], literally "harmony") is the basic concept of sound-arrangement within one line, using stress, alliteration and rhyme.

Fuck

 

Repairs stopped on tilting San Francisco 

high-rise after building sinks another inch. 

Pile installation to beef up the building’s 

foundation is on hold for two to four weeks. 

Officials said the building is safe, the San 

Francisco Chronicle reported Thursday. 

It has sunk and tilted more than a foot.

      anagrams to 

   'Corpse's anticipation. - Farting splendors!’

   'Shitter Farts! In high-risk, bouncing headline.'

   Belittle libidinous, top helping.

  odious Anus Farted Fart Farts Farts Farts Farts Farts Farts 

   Libido in deliciousness 

   'Now hoodwink the huge loonie'

  I fucked this one up ‘cuz I was too drunk.'

   Mistaken, foundational hothead.

   

F@Rt ドドドンパ

 World’s fastest-accelerating roller coaster is shut down 

following reports of fractured back bones; The Fuji-Q Highland 

amusement park said four customers had broken bones 

on the "Do-Dodonpa" - a ride which goes from zero to a 

hundred-twelve miles per hour in just one-point-five seconds.

     anagrams to 

   Electrical, toneless Fart warlord 

   Shack up, so queer woman-hater. Oomph!

   Fuck Shit Farts jeers ill-boding bowel.

   Dongs Cunt Farted  odorous cheek snobbism.

   Dried-up, hot Farts. Hoorah! 

   Adore, now daze on genocide.

   I'm the shrewd, plunderous juvenile.   Nonsense! Poetic void.

   Farts Farting Farts 

   

F@Rt Nirvana

 Courtney Love, Nirvana, Kurt Cobain’s Estate Among 

fifteen defendants in a lawsuit by Spencer Elden - the 

actual baby from the band’s biggest hit, Over 'Nevermind' 

cover Art - for child sexual exploitation. Claims he 

"has suffered and will continue to suffer lifelong damages"

     anagrams to 

   Cavernous Vagina Farts! Brain-rot farts.

   The Sneaky Fart tunnel-detection demon.

   Needily babble weepy Fart nuisance.

   Thieving, even-minded ghetto bombs. Farts.

   I Am ill-willed, toxic. Hero Farts - Ass valour explodes!

   Fanciful headaches? Cunt Farts!

   Fool docile, ungenuine Meg Farts.

The Fear of Friday the F@rTs

 Your Word Of The Day This Friday The Thirteenth: 

Paraskevidekatriaphobia - the fear of Friday the thirteenth 

   anagrams to 

   Hi! I beheaded you! Fart!

   Hey! Dirty hot Farts! 

   Hindered white-hot Fart.

 

   Okay! Ha Ha! Fart!

   Interpretive, hot Fart spike. 

    

FreakyFishFarts

Freaky! Shape-shifting fish that confounded scientists 

for a century spotted off California coast; The whalefish’s 

body changes dramatically across its lifespan.

     anagrams to 

   Hyped, hedonist, choice Farts Shitting funkiness!!!

   Cynical idiocies blow off Cunt Fart aches. Farts!

    Heigh-ho! My Ass Pooted Anally of pedantically Ass Farts!

   … Farts

           tinyurl.com/FreakyFishFarts

QAnon F@rTs

California Surf Instructor Killed His Children 

with a Spearfishing Gun, and Claimed 

QAnon Made Him Do It, F.B.I. Says

    anagrams to 

   Odious Farts -Cunnilingus Farts- rich in lice.

   Hairy, high-minded boils. And Farts!

   Damn! Whip-like, demoniacal eq Farts.

     

F@RtsGhanistan

Biden Administration is preparing for 

Afghanistan capital Kabul to fall to the 

Taliban in as little as four weeks – 

despite previously predicting the city 

would be able to defend itself for a year; 

US Intelligence officials fear they’ll 

evacuate remaining diplomats along with 

Afghans who worked for US forces.

     anagrams to 

   I am dire, disappointing.

   Pilot bat thought “like, anal, like anal, anus.”

   Wobble cretin's alienation.

   Hyped up, erectile viscidity poet.

  A loud Fart bloodied feeble weeny.

  Farts Cheesily, losing cellulite. 

   egomaniacal Farts, evildoing Farts.

   Hogwash! Hideous Farting Wreck 

   Fart Up! Women’s insane Fart-off. 

   

Professor F@rTs

Firebug: Law Enforcement, Forestry Department 

and Fire Investigators say a Criminal Justice 

Professor Set Fires Across Northern California as 

the fearsome Dixie Fire Raged; largest single wildfire 

in California history; more than five thousand people 

are working to fight off the fury of flames. 

   anagrams to 

   Woebegone, trendy SHIT HOLE Fart, 

   I am a deviant Serpent Rectum.

   Fairly jingoist raciness.

   Praise in horror of insane Farts. Asses. RECTUM.

   Ego Farts … Iffy fix if eerier, dire Ego Farts 

   Innovator of filthier radiance. 

   'Froglike if elected whoredom.'

    My merciful Anus! Pooping Hellhole. 

    WANGS.

     

                             Farts Farts Farts 

British Broadcasting F@rTs

“Is there a link between stupidity and anti-vaccine?” 

Yes. Anti-vaccine protesters tried to storm the BBC’s 

offices. But they had the wrong address.

     anagrams to 

   Cunty Penis Ass Farts Posterior!

   The wicked and enviable initiate.

   Better convicted by chastisement,

   Retchworthy Farts. Disgusted bonehead.

    

    

Fist-fighting Hug F@rTs Festival

Settling Scores at a Fist-Fighting Festival in the Peruvian Andes. 

Takanakuy — the word means “to hit each other” — is a Christmas Day tradition. 

The idea is to begin the new year in peace. For this reason, every fight — 

whether it involves men, women or children — begins and ends with a hug. 

     anagrams to 

    Invective Farts, idle tonguing.

   'Now Okay death mask taunter, I am a Farting Asshole.' 

    'This mad hatter idiocy anarchist.'

   Hey! Heigh-ho! Best, wittiest inane detainee

     Gooier thievery cheapens Farts.

   Win whenever violent smoother Farts.

  Shrewd thudding Penis. Insane belching Farts.

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AIF@rTs

Artificial Intelligence Can Now Create Canvas Artworks

Thanks to the new art-meets-algorithm tech service, Artifly.

     anagrams to 

   I'm the wittier, comely inelegance. Farts Anal Farts 

   electric icon. Thanks! Overconstant, askew wrath. Right! Lacerative.

     

Suck a fat Moose Cock

 Nothing spells official quite like… 

misspelling ‘official.’ Donald Trump 

Asks 'Dedicated' Supporters To 

Pay To Carry Misspelled 'Trump 

Offical Card' in latest grift; Eagle 

image likened to Nazi insignia. 

Twitter erupts: “Sure, they're Nazis,

 but they're not grammar Nazis.” 

So, the campaign started selling 

Trump Cards, and his fans flocked 

to buy them. Of course. …For what?

     anagrams to 

   I like to fart.

   'Its shop-lifting eloquence kill.'

 Farts 

   'Flipping dulsocial demonism.'

Assholes Farts Piss 

   Sacredly doped corrupted playmate. 

Farts

 

   'I'm huge, genital peccadillo.'

Fart

   'I am a geek, Indianizing not.'

 Farts.

   Artist's swarthy, unrepented zest. 

Fart

    Amazer torments brainy thug.

Urine 

   Anathematic splendors struggle 

   Wotcha! Cheesed off, tumorous Limp-Dick yob.

   Farts Fart Urine.

  

   

Mouse F@rTs

Japanese scientists 

develop freeze-dried 

mouse sperm postcards 

     anagrams to 

Inject sane spies!

Deeper, medieval doze.

Scrotum's oppressed.

 Farts.

https://tinyurl.com/4kzukmb9

F@RtInG Pig F@rTs

New pig farming animal welfare law could 

cut off nearly all of California's pork supply, 

bacon prices would skyrocket as the 

fundamental breakfast favorite becomes 

harder to find. Could you live without bacon?

     anagrams to 

   Well Well Well - I am a Fart magician. Fart!

   Farting painfully peacockish odored poison Farts.

   Unlucky plonkers! Ace up, cowboy! Fart Farts!

   Voidable bum menace Farts.

   Ouch! Unodored lady Farts. Ouch! Now knife lovebite.

    

F@rT PacMan

UFO, drone or Iron Man? Federal Bureau of Investigation 

confused by ‘jetpack man’ after another LA sighting, 

according to air traffic controllers and a SkyWest flight pilot; 

fourth reported incident of flight hazard flying high near LAX.

     anagrams to 

   Hot Fuck! I Am An Excrementous Fart King!

              Fart Fart Fart 

   Farting old jubilance deplorer.

              Urine Fart Urine

   Farting, not idolising, bonehead.

              Farts Farted Fart

   Poetically choleric, odd Shit-clowning Looney.

   Oh God! Hyphenizing hog Farts. Vagina Farts.