Thursday, April 29, 2021

Poof. F@Rt



‘Australia's most hated man' 

who filmed and taunted dying 

police officers who had just been 

hit by a truck after pulling his Porsche over 

is jailed for ten months for outraging public decency

  anagrams to 

   ... Oh Jesus!

 Absurdly complete accident. 

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     The lively as powerful.

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     ‘Cunt Farts. I am a Farting shit-bird!’ Poof.




  

Bish F@rTs

 



I Don’t Like My Newly Sober Wife Anymore 

   anagrams to 

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Trumpian F@rTs

 


Crazy Has-been Actor  

Randy Quaid says he's 

'seriously considering'

Running for governor 

of California

   anagrams to 

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   Grrr! Innuendos forgiven. 

                                Anus crooning.

     

      https://www.tmz.com/2021/04/28/randy-quaid-california-governor-seriously-considering-running-corruption-prosecutors/



   

Sunday, April 25, 2021

Zhurong F@RtS

 


China names Mars rover for

 traditional fire god Zhurong

   anagrams to 

I’m Forever A Ashcan, Mr. Ron.

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20 Year Trillion Dollar F@rT

 


Afghanistan War: How can the 

West fight terrorism after leaving?

   anagrams to 

  Heathen shat, wanting a wash.

    Gem if evil terror.  Farting Cow Farts.

Free F@RtS

 


Are you fully vaccinated? Here's 

the free stuff you can get with proof

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Trophy Fart of huge of sweetie

Friday, April 23, 2021

Gary Coleman F@rTs

 



Recall Fight: Caitlyn Jenner Announces Run For California Governor

      anagrams to 

   Rejoice Nervy, Grinning Loon!

  Clench Anus, Fart Foul or nicer Anal Fart!

Wednesday, April 21, 2021

Moon F@Rt Uranus!

 

After Ingenuity's successful Mars flight, NASA 

plans to fly a huge rotorcraft on Saturn's moon

    anagrams to 

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F@rT Nugent

 

Ted Nugent Catches Coronavirus After A Year of Telling Us the Pandemic Is All Fake

   anagrams to 

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Tuesday, April 20, 2021

F@rt yodeller

 


Thai monk who beheaded himself 

with do-it-yourself guillotine to reach 

nirvana may have been misguided

   anagrams to 

    God In Heaven! I'm a white-hot Shithead.

    Hideous Fart yodeller, bum enemy.

      Wicked huge Farts - animal oblivion.


  

  

Monday, April 19, 2021

F@rTsnakes

 


'Snakes at heart of 'disgraceful' Super League plan 

- UEFA's Ceferin dubs breakaway 'a spit in the face 

of all football lovers'

  anagrams to 

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My Little F@rTs

 

FedEx shooter Brandon Hole was obsessed with ‘My Little 

Pony’, assault rifles and far-right white nationalist extremism

  anagrams to 

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Sunday, April 18, 2021

Fukushima F@RtS

 



China Dares Japanese Officials to Drink Fukushima Wastewater

   anagrams to 

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Saturday, April 17, 2021

F@Rt What?!?

 

Stripper Arrested In Japan For Stripping

  anagrams to 

 Farting strippers join and rape stripper.


Friday, April 16, 2021

Rage Is the Only Language I Have Left

 




Canadian politician apologizes after 

appearing naked during video meeting

   anagrams to 

  Pop ape - Acidic gnomelike idolization,

   Anal erupting Farting Vagina deadeners

Thursday, April 15, 2021

Hybrid F@rTs


First monkey–human embryos 

reignite debate over hybrid animals

   anagrams to 

  Handsomely brave diatribe:

 'I'm the Farting knob or yummy eeriness.'




   


 


  


   

Sex F@rTs



 Flying giant pterosaurs had longer neck than a giraffe, say experts

   anagrams to 

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F@rT on the Cow

'



How can a democracy function if we can't talk to one another?' 

    anagrams to 

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Wednesday, April 14, 2021

ManuF@rTura

 



Nevskaya Manufaktura: Fire destroys historic factory in St Petersburg

        anagrams to 

   Eureka! Suavity and monkey Farts.

    Super Farts! Restricting choirboy Farts.

Tuesday, April 13, 2021

Fraught F@rTs




 Biden's pick for top U.S. civil rights lawyer, Kristen Clarke, faces fraught task


   anagrams to  


  Virgin's pedophilic bits Fart. 

                Fuck You.

   Farts threat slick 

               rankless wreckage.

Wednesday, April 7, 2021

F@rT.orida!

 



Gaetz-Gaete: Creepy Florida Man's Career 

Implodes Over Sex Trafficking Investigation

   anagrams to 

  Crazy Farting poet, renegade Farts gleam!

   Ass Penis - Voice dovelike, grim Fart excretion.


Tuesday, April 6, 2021

F@rTbook

 


Here's how to tell if your Facebook 

account was one of 

the half billion that were breached

   anagrams to 

   Hooey! Fart. Whee!

  Ouch! Farts Blow out keen, concise loo.

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Monday, April 5, 2021

Fish F@rTs




 Scientists turn fish parts into environmentally friendly plastic

  anagrams to 

  Sphincters, Farts. To nudist in saint.

   Lionly viper Farts inclemently.

Sunday, April 4, 2021

Bovine Flatulence





Adding Red Seaweed To Cow Feed Could Cut Bovine Burps, Flatulence

   anagrams to 

 Genocide weed as odd weed Farts. Loved up concubine, cute bull Fart.



Toxic F@rTs

Catastrophic failure possible at Piney Point phosphogypsum plant


  anagrams to 


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Friday, April 2, 2021

Uranus is belching F@rTs



Uranus is belching X-rays, Astronomers find, and is weirder than we ever thought

     anagrams to 

       Noxiously murdering White-hot Ass Farts. 

          Deviance hinderer. Heartburns.

        Wangs.