F@rty Wrongdoer

New Species of Bacteria Discovered on Space Station 

– May Possess “Biotechnologically Useful Genetic 

Determinants” for Growing Crops

   anagrams to 

    Asshole Voiced Cow Farts. Bees Ass Dice Noise.

    Penis Bulge. Farting goose, Anally cosmic cutie.

    Farty Wrongdoer protects Penis in contempt.

 

Hey Hey Hey F@Rt

 This is where you can get your vaccination card laminated for free

   anagrams to 

    'Hey You! Fart. Ace rough wiriness.'

    'Demoniacal, necrotic deviant Fart.’

 

 

"open-arse" F@Rt

The forgotten medieval fruit with a vulgar name

   anagrams to 

 'To hot Vagina Fart emerged.'

   Fart

   'Well! Hum! I've nut.'

 

Bayou Bondage F@rTs

 Louisiana priest, two dominatrices charged with vandalism after altar threesome

  anagrams to 

  Adore not humiliating cowardice.

  'Warm evil Ass Fart.'

  Ass Penis maltreated hitherto.

Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Club partially closed after staff infected with coronavirus

   anagrams to 

 'Agile Farts, colossal Farts, mad plump Fart.'

   'Unconducive, arthritic Farty bowel.'

New Species of Bacteria Discovered on Space Station – May Possess “Biotechnologically Useful Genetic Determinants” for Growing Crops

Fishy f@rts

 Taiwan urges citizens not to change their name to 'salmon' to get free sushi

   anagrams to 

  'Is not wheezing, ecstatic, neat orangutan.'

   'I am the righteous, lonesome Farts,’

 Scientists have taken the first ever picture of a glow-in-the-dark shark

   anagrams to 

  Cheekiest virtue converts 

   Harlot skinhead gawk.

   Fart. Farts. Shit. Penis.