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 Father-to-be killed when gender reveal device explodes

   anagrams to 

 'Farts whine odder, hell-bent geek.' 

 A Exiled Creep Evolved.

 

 

Two dead after undercover cops shoot 

at each other in Philippines drug bust

   anagrams to 

   Devour scorched potatoes,

   

   Shit the Crap pipeline, Hon,

   Now I Busted A  Drug Fart.

 

Arizona man ‘fakes own kidnapping’ to get out of work

   anagrams to 

  Known geek dozing on Fart Poop wit.

       OK... I am a Fart Anus,

 Canadian butter has gotten weirdly hard,

 won't soften at room temperature, 

  and nobody is sure why.

   anagrams to 

   Now unremote Fart poet to master:

  'Now shattered - eradicably taunting!' 

   'Abhor sunny, dowdyish dear.'

 Man cut out and cooked neighbor’s heart 

‘to feed his family and release demons’

   anagrams to 

  Unodored bucktooth as menacing Farts.

 Eh! A hymeneal, one-sided Fart melodies.

 Traffic Noise Is a Silent Killer

   anagrams to 

Asinine Follicles Strike.  I Fart.

On the Front Page, a Wall of Grief

 anagrams to 

Whoopee! Fart. Long Fag Fart Line.

 American life is a fundamentally hollow 

cesspool of spectacle and misery 

   anagrams to 

  Fart self.

 'I am an unmelodic, lionly whale Ass fart.’

   Coy, melodic ponce pleases.

 

American life is a fundamentally hollow 

cesspool of spectacle and misery 

   anagrams to 

  Fart self.

 'I am an unmelodic, lionly whale Ass fart.’

   Coy, melodic ponce pleases.

 

Why Australia has taken on Google 

and what this means for the future 

of the internet

   anagrams to 

 Goatlike Ass Fart, 

    unhealthy wart hog Ass Fart

  and now

   Eh! The out-of-tune, eminent hire.

   Ass Fart

 French military jets cut off village's 

power supply by flying low

   anagrams to 

 'Joy Farts! Hell Farts! Vengeful criticism.'

 'Floppily ugly spew by now.'

   

The Harrowing Journeys To Safety Of Asylum-Seekers During A Pandemic

   anagrams to 

 'Oh Jesus! Worthy of FART agony.'

'Smudgily if unserene streaker.' 

 Michigan man killed 

after cannon explodes 

at baby shower

   anagrams to 

 'Heckling on anal FART climaxes.'

  ''Worsened hyped bimbo.'

  

Billionaire capitalists are designing 

   humanity's future. Don't let them.

   anagrams to 

  Ignorable, idealistic reptilian ass farts.

   'Hum on the ungentle tumidity.'

Excrementous F@rTs

Pope accuses media of loving excrement, 

condemns ‘fundamentalist’ Catholics

   anagrams to 

Damndest malfunction conceals upcoming 

excessive poodle Shit Fart Menace.

Paris court finds France guilty of failing to meet 

its own Paris climate accord commitments

   anagrams to 

 I, egoistic, unmelodic lout, Farting. Comic Doc, Farty Comet. Twit.

Mr. Anal Penis Farts. Ms. Fart Penis.

 

The timeless appeal of one-man-and-his-dog stories

   anagrams to

Shapeliest Fart temple -'Oh No! Is sodden egomania.'

Emmanuel Macron blasts social media 

platforms for banning Trump

   anagrams to

All-american Farting slob. ...Fart!

Mumblers, madman's true nincompoops.

  

 

Ouch. F@Rt

‘A Fraud on the American Public’

   anagrams to

'I am an unpredictable Fart. Ouch!'