700 F@rT§

Female Singer for Brass Against urinates on 

Fan’s Face Onstage During Festival Performance. 

Of Course Not Safe For Work Fan-filmed video of 

the shocking incident can be seen in the footage below. 

     anagrams to 

   Boners! I am Farting generous Pee Onanism* - Vagina Farts elegance!

   “I am offended.” - Wino fool Ass evildoer. Cunt Farts.

    High geek Shit 'n' Farts on obedience.  Cow Farts. Loonie bone-fuck Farts offence.

    https://tinyurl.com/FartPee

                             *Masturbation

Tapeworm F@rT§ #699

Tapeworms found in man’s brain years after he ate feces-tainted food, victim left talking gibberish.

     anagrams to 

I am an enemy. Farts

I Fart woebegone, debauched Farts

Inviting, hot Farts plonked.

It Farts, imbeciles.

     

Penis Worm F@rT§

Fossil Record: Forget the goofy name; Penis worms 

wore shells to defend themselves hundreds of millions 

of years before hermit crabs did. Fascinating fossils,

found on the sea floor, show the phallic marine worms 

figured out a smart survival strategy for fending off 

flesh eating predators.

     anagrams to 

   Cheesed off? Leprosy! Farts! I'm a vulva! 

   Good God! Hollower Farts, finer tenseness.

   Devilish, slothful semen? Farts, Farts, Farts!

   Bossy, belching Farts… idiocies domineer.

   Eh! Poisonous cow hand Farts hellhole. 

   I'm more of a farting weirdo rumormonger.

   Tenderly offended. Tough spewings. Farts. Farts? Farts.

     

Smoove

First female mayor of Illinois village sparks 

outrage after hiring registered child sex offender 

who spent years in prison for brutal gang rape 

to be town's code enforcement officer - 

which requires him to enter neighborhood homes. 

       anagrams to 

“I'm a pig, lovelies!” (Farts noisomely.) “Skill.”

Exceed huge, godlier, direr Heroine Farts.

Nobly whingeing. Proper Farts.

Now percent obedience so, coffee-room. Fart.

Which requires him to enter Farting Anus. Farts. Neigh. Farts.

. 

   

I Hope It Didn’t Say “911”

Hiker lost on mountain for twenty-four hours ignored calls from rescuers because he didn’t recognize phone number.

     anagrams to 

 Farts on worn-out humility or on keen greenhorn. 

 Scorn idle Farts ghoul. 

 Seduce cherubs. Domineer.

 Unzip! Become Farts!

     

Cowboys for F@rT§

TAKEN FOR A RIDE: Cousy Griffin, Founder of ‘Cowboys for Trump’ Finally Realizes Ex-President Is a Massive Grifter; “After your four years, the only ones that were locked up were men like me.”

     anagrams to 

Crook! Ungenuine Ass Penis! Farts idiocy foreword.

 Bizarrely exemplified Farts-up loony. 

  Hey You! Venereology if more Farts, urine. 

 Well! Wretched, meek, meek Farts eruption.

  Farts Farts Farts 

       tinyurl.com/CowboysForFarts

 

Free F@rTs

'Free at last, free at last.'

     anagrams to

     'Tee Farts, late Farts, ale.'

     

Yep. It’s a word.

Circo Mediatico! Italy's far-right leader Matteo Salvini faces trial over migrants, actor Richard Gere to testify.

     anagrams to  

   Idiocratically. Farts. Homicide.

   Violent Farts, aromatic vaginalectomies. 

   Diarrhoeic strategy regretter. Farts.

         

            https://tinyurl.com/CircoMediatico

     

      

Farting Bear

Japanese prefecture educates with bear safety rock song after sightings spike

     anagrams to 

Farts Nauseate! Bewitched Fart-ups! Peace.

 Cheeky snorting Farts, jokes, piggeries.

    https://tinyurl.com/FartingBear

Fart? Fart!

Mark Ridley-Thomas Charged Along with former University 

Dean in Federal Grand Jury Indictment Alleging Bribery and 

Fraud Scheme; indictment charges a seasoned lawmaker 

who allegedly abused the public’s trust by taking official actions 

to benefit his family member and himself

      anagrams to 

   I am the Shit! …Farts!  My Horny Dong!

   Niggling ninny! Clitoris. Fart. Labia. Anus. Rectum.

   Dear Handsome, clean mucked sewerage. 

   Hey! Labia. Hey! Shit Bird. Hell! Clitoris. Eh! Anal.

   Embedded Pubic Clitoris. Anal Fart bejewels Fevered Cunt Farts. Meek Wang.

  I'm odd, Monkey. Farting Anus. Labia Fart. Middle Farts. 

  

   

F@rT§ on Fire Sixty Nine o

Kansas firefighters race to a fire, 

find a fire truck going up in flames, 

the fire spreading to a farm field. 

     anagrams to 

   I Far-Fart.

   I Fuck Farts in a cheekier ego.

   I’m Far-Farting.

   I Fart huge, deadened sloppiness.

   Ole! I’m Far-Farting! 

              tinyurl.com/FartsOnFire

ZuckerFucker F@rT§ Sphincter Butt Anus Colon Rectum Ass Poop Log Bum Shit Bowel

Whistleblower: Facebook is misleading the public on progress 

against hate speech, violence, misinformation; Former employee 

of Facebook Frances Haugen to testify before Senate committee 

about company's misinformation policies as the company offers 

defiance. Facebook pushed for higher profits, cavalier over safety. 

Zuckerberg is set to take another pounding in Congress because 

Frances Haugen ran the misinformation department at Facebook 

     anagrams to  

   I am a Farting Farting Farting Imbecile Fucker! Fart Fart Fart I Fart! Boof!

Farts

   'Oh No! Hooey! I'm an Evil, immense 'oi polloi.'

Farts

    Cheese-head keen.

Farts

   Cooee one-time, cheeky one. 

Farts

   Pee Piss Penis Dink Cum Urinate Wangs

Farts

   Noisomely piece commie, sane booby.

Farts

   Eh! Peeved, chic Ohio Buckeye envied. 

Farts

   Anus Bum Sphincter Cake Poop Anus

Farts

   Recognize ego-based or opposing 

Farts

   Gotcha! Obscene phenomenon me.

Farts

   Fanny Colon Butt Ass Rectum Shit Log Bowel.

 

   

   

Yes.

 …Yes. 

This still happens. 

I was working on one big, long, complex and -swear to god- Funny fart anagram for more than an hour, until POOF! Gone. These stupid computers were supposed to make life easier. I hate them more than I hate the VA, …and I really hate them.

Actual email from our Governmentally Ill

 

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Slick F@rTs

California Fish and Wildlife, Coast Guard: SoCal oil spill.

After Hurricane Ida trashed oil drilling infrastructure 

off the Gulf Coast, now a major oil spill five miles off 

the California coast has officials closing beaches; 

they started to find dead birds and dead fish washing 

up on shore. A fourteen square-mile slick is pushing 

oil onto both Huntington Beach and Orange County coast.

     anagrams to 

   Thought and Farts halo: Farts is Farts and Farts is Farts. Oomph!

   Ciao! I am a dire, fish-face cow hand - a dire, foolish pig-Farts dildo.  

   Is nice, huge, nubile Aulic council in Evil Farts Hellhole?

   Mellow Fart juice. Hoi polloi Ass-goon Farts.

   Ouch! Clean unpublished Farts indecision.

   Giddy dead-end illogical death wish. Incontinent boob Farts.

   Loquacious Farts - keen, innocent gargoyle Farts.

  

  

     

Popcorn F@rTs

The flat pigtoe, The Lord God Bird - finished; flora and fauna

   officially declared extinct by the US Fish and Wildlife Service.

   The extinctions include birds, mussels, fish, a bat and a plant. 

     anagrams to 

Exciting, ill-boding, hot-headed Penile Shit-Bat Farts

Unwieldy chief Fart of idyllic baldheads.

Farts Convulse if pinheaded do. Farts.

Nicest, undoubted nihilisms excel… Fart Anal Farts.

   

    

See? I told you so.

Outspoken Marine officer who went 

viral blasting military leaders over 

Afghanistan is jailed ahead of trial.

     anagrams to 

   Now cheekier emotion Farts up now.

   Smilingly variable Fart evildoer. 

   Ha Ha! Genitalia joins sad Farts, ideal Fart.

[…AND EXACTLY ONE MONTH AGO, ANOTHER FART ANAGRAM ON THE SAME SUBJECT SAID…]

'I demand accountability, if we don't get it, I'm bringing it!' 

Marine battalion commander fired after slamming his 

superiors over botched Afghanistan exit strategy warns 

the military needs a 'revolution'. Since the Corps just LOVES 

insubordination so much, and it’s a REALLY smart move, 

Lt. Col. Stuart Scheller has spoken out for the first time since 

he was removed from his post in new comments and is not a 

five year old throwing a full-on screaming fit Semper tantrum.

   anagrams to 

    Good Morning! I am a bed-wetting idiot. Oh Jesus! I'm Farts!

    Slime-drenched, Hell-bent imbecility. I am an Anal Fart. 

     I’m a Sex Rectum !!!

    'Obturate, cringeworthy dopiness.' FART

    I am a perverted ass, shitting on snotty heretics!

    Void abandons nihilist. 

    Vulture's emotional acrimony.

    Token, crotchless truth polluter. I’m Farting,

     Feminism, eviscerate whoredom!  I Fart!

     Smooth incontinent mad Vagina Farts. Cunt Farts!

   Well-worn Perineum of amorously scavenged Asshole Farts!

   

Hog F@rT§, Cow.

Basta, Porks Romana! Ready your puns, references, 

Fun wordplay and assorted frivolity as Wild Boars are 

ransacking Rome. Fat, feral hog-babies are running free

around Rome. A porcine plague has descended upon 

the Eternal City. Forest Pigs scavenging overflowing 

rubbish for food. In Pig-Latin - Ome-Ray opes-hay to ix-fay 

its ogs-hay oblem-pray, erociously-fay. Cosa cazzo 

Faccsiamo? What the Fuck do we do?!? Uffa—what a bore!

     anagrams to 

   Bunghole! Nosey noisemaking abhorrence. Ass Farts!

   O Dear Me! Purer Ravioli Farts.

   Awkwardly unloaded proper Fart Farts

   

   Necrophagia* Farts.

   Unamused opulence and odder nobody poser Farted.

   Gaze peevishly recognizing Fartish Fart acne.    

   I'm a noxious, boobyish, gooey Farts pipeline.

   Hooray! Gaseous polygamy. Boof! Farting Farty Farts.

   Cow Bowels Fart!  Vice snogs chic cocaine.

   I am a Fart Anus. A woeful, cheeky buddy who Farts.

(* Nourishing ones self by eating dead flesh; cannibalism.)

           https://tinyurl.com/FeralHogFarts

     

     

Astro-Boffin F@rTs

Astro-Boffins*: If anyone can explain why Jupiter's Great Red Spot 

is spinning faster and shrinking, please speak up; The frenzy of 

wind-storms is wider than Earth, goes four-hundred miles per hour, 

and after one-hundred-fifty years observing it, we haven’t got a fuckin’ clue.

      anagrams to 

   Farts. Farts? Farts!

   

   An idle heroine’s Fart Pipe and a woebegone wimp’s Anus.

   Idiocy, Noxious Farts. Penises!

   Huh! Her improper Farts, plundered.

    “Not wheezing, junior. Farts!” -Ninnyish God.

   Everybody… the unhinged deviant clown!!!

    Farts-up cheeky Farts, genuine Farts, kinglike Farts.

(*also spelled Astroboffin, one who observes the stars, from Earth; an Astronomer.)

   

https://tinyurl.com/QueenFartsPopeFarts

From the Queen of England to His Holiness 

the Pope: How Long After I Hit My Head 

Should I Tricycle Frog Banana? Fuckin’.

     anagrams to 

   Heigh-ho! Farts on lonesome delinquent.

   Heigh-ho! Employed top Fuckin’ Farts whine.

   Cynical, debonair ghoul Farts.

     Farts.

           https://tinyurl.com/QueenFartsPopeFarts

America’s First F@rT§

America isn't first — it's far behind — and studies 

point to far-right Republicans, including Trump,

Oxford University, Kaiser Family Foundation say. 

Despite those skeptical about the effectiveness 

of vaccines and confused by inconsistent messages, 

they acted to protect themselves, which shows that 

they are not stupid, despite overwhelming evidence.

   …I’m WAAY TOO FUCKED UP TO DO THIS RIGHT NOW. HOORAY FOR FOUND POT!

https://tinyurl.com/BearUrineFarts

Forestry student-turned-shaman-turned firebug 

faces nine years in prison for felony arson charges 

in devastating Fawn Fire, after claiming the fire

was triggered accidentally while she tried to boil 

bear urine so she could drink it. 

Forty homes have burned so far.

     anagrams to 

   Thundery Farts burned out genuine denim.

   Loony Farts incoherence annoys Farts inspirer.

   I'm agile. Evil Farts Whine! Begin Farts genocide!

   Well, Farts! Grey-headed, wailing Farts.

   Brutelike Farts and horrendous idiocies.

   Crude vibrance theme. Yo! Farts! Oh! Farts! Oh! Farts!

   

     https://tinyurl.com/BearUrineFarts

   

Sheriff’s F@rT§

A Former Sheriff’s Deputy was charged after allegedly 

stealing a dead woman's credit cards to buy auto 

parts, after being fired for felony counts of attempted 

grand theft and felony counts of identity theft and 

grand theft of firearms. This, after he and other officers 

stole from other dead people. Facing a maximum of 

four years and four months in state prison if convicted 

of all eleven charges in uniformed on-duty welfare checks.

     anagrams to 

   Oh Dear Me! Fart Farts! Well! Piggledy, cheesy rude Farts.

   I am a cold sweat obduracy. Farts Deadening Fart!

   Bug-eyed Fart! Impolite Shit-Fart omnipotence.

   Nutty pooh-poohed loony of offended Farts detection.

   I'm genuine, huge Farts menace in mixed lech.

   Oh No! Unhinged Fart Farts!

   Oh No! Lonesomely unimpeded Fart Farts Farts doodle.

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