"What if facts matter?" anagrams to 'Shit Act. Waft 'Em, Fart.'

Searching for a Jesus That Looks More Like Me

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Oh Jesus! This Carnage!

I'm Moose, Or Elk. Elk Fart!

Nation Left Shocked And Confused After Public Servants Serve Public

Nation Left Shocked And Confused After Public Servants Serve Public

The F@Rt of the Fourth Horseman

A Much Larger Wave of Locusts Is Threatening East Africa

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I Am A Hog Fart! A Clown Shit.

Australian Police Seize 'black box' from Ruby Princess Cruise Ship, Where Thirteen People Died, Amid Coronavirus Homicide Investigation

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  Like crazy slobber

  

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  A seducive one

Send In The Clown Farts, Cow.

Coronavirus: Lockdown 'could boost wild flowers'

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 Void Crook Ruins Clown Farts.

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Saudi Arabia announces Yemen cease-fire after calls to stop fighting during coronavirus

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 I Am A Neon Farting Anus.

 Anus Fart. Anus Secrecy. 

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California Nursing Home Evacuated After Terrified Staff Didn't Show Up For Work

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Baltimore police investigating officer caught on video appearing to cough on black residents

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 'It Is Negligible Urine

 To A Manic-Depressive,

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Acting Navy Chief Resigns 

 After Firing Warship Skipper 

 And Calling Him Stupid

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 Perky, Mild, Acidic Whine. 

 Chirp, Fart Hen.  

 Living Pipe. Fart 'n' Ass Gig.

White-hot Farts

Louisville Doctor Arrested, Charged With Strangulation After Fighting Teens Over Social Distancing

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 Asshole Devil

 Rectal Urinating 

 Fart. White-hot Farts.

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Smart Toilet Blues // The Pangolin's Kiss

Everything falls apart.

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Anal Shit Fart, Veg Reply.

the arc of history bends toward justice.

 anagrams to

Joy! Nice Ass Odor. Bewitched Fart Truths.

This smart toilet recognizes your butt and analyzes poo for diseases

anagrams to

I'm Oozy Little Yet Good Sphincter Breeze. Fart It.
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Infrastructure response to coronavirus full steam ahead

 anagrams to 

 Per Our Unenvious Rectum Fart: Lose Ass Hate. Ironclad Farts!

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Jared Kushner's coronavirus 'impact team' mocked as the 'Slim Suit Crowd' and a 'frat party' descended from a UFO

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Jerk Commandeered USA.
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