What makes farts so smelly & noisy?

Part of 

U.S. Border Wall 

Falls Over 

Into Mexico

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 Fart Excretion. Oops. Full Drawers. 

  I'm Ova, Blob.

https://cnalifestyle.channelnewsasia.com/wellness/why-do-we-fart-smells-flatulence-12082484

The spread of a fart’s odour can be tremendous as a fart can be expelled as fast as the speed of sound.

Speaking of Pooping

Tears for the Magnificent and Shrinking Everglades, a ‘River of Grass’

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Rear Ass Evil Fart.

BUCKAROO DERRIERE AND THE BOOFING COW OUTRAGE

OUTRAGE AT BAR OFFERING CORONA BEER DEALS DURING CORONAVIRUS OUTBREAK CAUSED BY 'SNOWFLAKES,' SAYS OWNER

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    BOOFING COWS AERATE 

     DERRIERE BALONEY.

       BUCKAROO ANAL DONG 

    SUCKS VINO, FARTS UREA.

     YOU ASS DUNG BREWERS FART.

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OUTRAGE AT BAR OFFERING CORONA BEER DEALS DURING CORONAVIRUS OUTBREAK CAUSED BY 'SNOWFLAKES,' SAYS OWNER


https://www.newsweek.com/new-zealand-corona-coronavirus-hamilton-facebook-1484642?amp=1

Goop. Fart Goop.

We Fact-Checked Four of the Most Outrageous Claims in Gwyneth Paltrow’s Netflix Show

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Tom Swooshing, "Fart." 

 Me: "Ugly Penis Want 

Cute Flirt Lox."

 Chuck Whooshes -

  "Fart. Ow. Fart."

Fa! A Fart Is An Anus Voice

News FLASH: People Are Fuckin' Stupid.

Coronavirus Fact: Corona Beer Virus 

Is Not an Actual Thing

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 A Fart Is An Anus Voice.

 Coronate Roving Slur Or Cunt A Bitch.

"Corona Extra (the beer) gets its name from the same word, as it has a crown logo." It's Wuhan Noval Coronavirus.

Possible confusion leads to spike in Google searches for ‘Corona beer virus’

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  Farts Be Odious.

 Hooker Slices Eggs LoL.

  Coronas? Fa! I Rub Eve.

News FLASH: People Are Fuckin' Stupid.

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Fa! I Clone Peeps. Puke Lush Wind Farts.

Uranus Wept!

PETA is calling for Punxsutawney Phil to retire and be replaced with an AI groundhog

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 Uranus Wept!

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  Diarrhea. Penis.

 Bonehead Fart,

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...NOW with Wacky News!

Man arrested for smoking marijuana while in court for marijuana charge

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   Reeking Mad Moron 

Farts

   "Wiener! Rajah!"

   Manuring Cacao Farts

   Jailor: "Uh, I Um..."

    

Final Arguments = Anus Fart Mingle

Trump Defense Team 

Presents Final Arguments

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 Smut End Farts

 Penis Anus 

 Pee Me, Mr. Gentle Fart.

Wackiest F@Rt Audio

Towering dinosaur with radioactive skull identified in Utah

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 Wackiest Audio.

 Nude, I Hide, Fart.

 I Horn Our TV.

OFFLINE

#WeLoveYouKobe

You Don't Say... F@Rt

Psychics correctly predict

 Kentucky girl found safely 

in Kentucky

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Yodelling Nun Yodel Trick.

Sucky Fucky Fart Trick.

Cry "Penis Tech Spec." 

Woke F@Rt

Sanders supporters have weaponized Facebook to spread angry memes about his Democratic rivals

   anagrams to

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 Gerrymander A Piss Dam.

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F@Rt #200 - Urination Ramjet Farting.

Veterans of Foreign Wars group demands apology after Trump said traumatic brain injuries from Iranian attack are 'not very serious'

    anagrams to

Wrongness.  Viper  Urea.

 A Moneyed Dad. Fart.

A Simian At A Populism Salad Bar Farts.

Urination Ramjet Farting.

 A Cretinous Yak Fart. Grievous Error.

      

The 200th F@Rt - Movie Goo Nuttiness

Inside Joe Biden's Iowa plan: Nuns get the message out, target vets, focus on minorities

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 Windiness.

 Do Pee In Jo.

Anus Gust.

Gent Meets Hot Labia Fart.

  I Scree "Movie Goo Nuttiness!"

Hog F@Rt

The cause of this man’s suffering

 was hiding in plain sight.

   anagrams to

 Hi. I'm - Eh - Winning Gin,

Fecal Shit Asses.

 Stupid Whingeing Snafu  

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Feel the F@Rt, Bern.

Senator Bernie Sanders highlighted podcast host Joe Rogan’s support. It could backfire.

   anagrams to

Ass Bonkers. Gone.

Shit, Get High Dad. Fart.

 Crocodiles Butt Drainpipe

  Crapshoot, June Loser.

F@Rt #157 You Wretched Honky

How likely are you to fit into the crowd?

   anagrams to

I Fart. I Tootle. 

You Wretched Honky!

 I Owl.

Which Bottle?

Civil War-era ‘witch bottle’ may have been found, archaeologists say

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Bi Anal Imbecility Crew. Whatever. 
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F@Rt #156 - Hooting Lovechild

Emotional Schiff Speech Goes Viral, Delighting the Left and Enraging the Right

   anagrams to

Hooting Lovechild, Mach Den Hep! Negligee Shit. Negligee Shit. 

Fart Farting Farts.

Featured News = Nude Ewes Fart

Movie 'SILO' scares farmers into following grain bin precautions

   anagrams to

 Smelliness! Organic Fart Rip. Woo!

 Ignoramus.  Bionic Nose, Evil Fart.

The art of fart: Why do you have gas?

Pills that turn the stink of your fart into sweet scents like chocolate, rose and berry are available over the counter.

/https://www.freemalaysiatoday.com/category/leisure/2020/01/08/the-art-of-fart-why-do-you-have-gas

F@Rt NEWS

Who Farted? An Investigation Into The Lighthouse Sound Effects [F@Rt] 

"Vulture spoke with Foley artists Andy Malcolm and Goro Koyama to get the backstory on the most vivid reverberations in The Lighthouse — including who’s behind those unforgettable farts.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/Fart-News-Bonanza

"According to the Greek historian Herodotus, a fart set off a chain of events that led to a revolt against King Apries of Egypt."

How a Fart Killed 10,000 People

Farting, breaking wind, cutting the cheese, or gas. The English language has numerous words for flatulence...

"Today farting is something for which we perfunctorily ask forgiveness, but in the past it has been the subject of legislation, the cause of wars, and even theologized."

FART FILM NEWS 

Flatulence in Film: Why cinema’s most maligned trope deserves more love

FEBRUARY 1, 2020 BY GEORGE NASH 0 COMMENTS

Coinciding with the UK release of Robert Eggers’ second feature film, The Lighthouse, George Nash lets rip on why cinema’s most dismissed trope, the fart gag, deserves more love…

MAN CHARGED WITH REPEATEDLY FARTING DURING STRIP SEARCH

F@Rt #153 - Fart List Yow

Former Grammys Darling 

Taylor Swift 

Snubs the Grammys

   anagrams to

 Fart Wind Gas.

 Fart Snort.

My Smarmy Gym's Obese Girl, Mr. Lush.

F@Rt #152 Snuffliest Automaton Fart.

The Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump National Historic Site of Canada

   anagrams to

  Snuffliest Fart. Behead A Penis.
   Automaton Majolica Had Chinos Hid.

 

F@Rt #152 Force Farce Fart

Space Force logo tweeted by Trump bears uncanny resemblance to 'Star Trek' insignia

   anagrams to

Eco Sin Eco Sin Eco Sin 

 A Gunnery Rump.

 Pterodactyl Babble.

    Mr. Skeet Went 

  "Teargas Fart."

F@Rt #151 - Face Kick

Four-comma club: Predicting 

the next company to join trillion-dollar value elite

   anagrams to

  Blood Cum Farting Cum Rip

 Potty Moon. Thence A Jinx. 

Anal Lute Dirtier Olive Loll

Perspicacious Pyrotechnist Particles

Mysterious particles spewing from Antarctica defy physics

   anagrams to

Perspicacious Fart Medley 

Wing Misty Ass Fart Pyrotechnics

Dumb as a fart

An Adult’s Guide 
to Social Skills, 
for Those Who Were
 Never Taught

    anagrams to

   Colon Gas.

 Dude, I

  Horseshit Ether.

Owls Owl.

  Vagina Leek.

Tutu Farts.

F@Rt #150 - Dot Com Fart Bubble

Jeff Bezos’s Phone Hack Should Terrify Everyone

    anagrams to

 "Honk" He Farted. 

 "Jeez, Horrible."

 Coveys Fen Of Pussy.

Great Book Title

The Darkness 

Where the Future 

Should Be

   anagrams to

 Oldster Bus. Whee! Eek. He Uh, Thunder Farts.

I Love You F@Rt

Wells Fargo worker says employment at the bank was more stressful than Gulf war military service

  anagrams to

Rectal Fever News (Glow Work)

Army Bunk

Throttling  Pee I Yummy

Ass Asshole Ass  Fart

Smellier

   Fart

F@Rt “ghost lineage”

Ancient African skeletons hint at a “ghost lineage” of humans

    anagrams to

 If I Can

 Teensiest Ethane

 Anal Chunk On Moon

 Gaslight  Farts

F@Rt #148 - Vitriol Fart

Galleries draw visitors eager to watch the trial unfold. 

anagrams to

Vitriol Fart Dries Glassware.

Hallucinate Dogtrot Whee!

fish in troubled waters 

fish or cut bait 

fish out 

fish out of water 

fish to fry

 fish-eating grin 

fishing expedition

 fishscale

Almost. Not quite.

(Almost) Everything You Know 

About the Invention of the 

Vibrator 

Is Wrong

   anagrams to

  Vertigo Rennet

  Unholy Homy Kowtows

   Vagina Tube

 Shittier Boon,

 Vino Fart.

eftsoons F@Rt Vocabulary

eftsoons

PRONUNCIATION:

(eft-SOONZ) 

MEANING:

adverb:

1. Soon after.

2. Again.

3. From time to time.

   anagrams to


I  Fart A Moist Emotion Genome. Fart!

TwoFer 2 F@Rt

Game: Can You Defeat the Privacy Chicken?

   anagrams to

 Naughty Emcee Fart. Honky Cad. 

Epic Vice.

It’s easy to win. Just give up all your personal information. Or are you chicken?

anagrams to

  Anus Yetis? I Sit. 

 Uproar. Yell "Woo! Jug TV!"

   Penis Nail Moon.

 Raunchy Fart Cook Ere I?

Let Us All Now Weep for Donald Trump:
In his Senate trial as in all else, he’s a profile in persecution.

   anagrams to

 I'll Elude Neon Weepies!

 Nasal Shit. Airiest Hornpipe.

 Unloosen Melodic Splurt.

 Eel Farts Anal Fart.

Ancient, frozen never-before-seen viruses discovered locked up in Tibetan glacier

   anagrams to

Breezier

   Anal Odor Science.

Sick Odor. Uneven Fart Vessel. 

 Eruptive, Indecent

  Fart Binge!

F@rT Falling Iguanas Farting

Floridians Put On National Weather Service Alert for Potential of Falling Iguanas Overnight

   anagrams to

Fart Detonation, I Inhale.

Fart. Necropolis' Revolting Wail.

Anus Peeing Fart.

 I'll Fart, Shove Guano.

F@Rt #147 - a Fart Sommelier

Trump and Macron agree to trade truce and avoid massive tariffs on French wine -- for now

   anagrams to

  Fart Permeated A Moon

    Moonshine Wind Fart.

     Wind Guru. 

 Nose Craved Cave Corn Farts.

2 F@Rt Tuesday

How Fast Can a Human Run?

   anagrams to

Fart. Aha! Munch Anus Now.
 






Two legs are good. Four legs might be better.

   anagrams to

  Wormholes Geed. Egg Tootle!

   Grubbiest
             Fart

F@Rt #147 - Beano? I Said "No, No, No."

Spoiler Alert: There Will Be No Impartial Justice for Donald Trump

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   Produced Pellmell Ill In

   Uproar Mist Jet.

   Aiworthiest Fart? BeANo!