Tuesday, March 14, 2017

F@RT #62

"Fillon, French Presidential Candidate, Is Charged"
   anagrams to
'Chancier, solid fart, deadened penis chilling fart.'


Sunday, March 12, 2017

F@RT #61 pur·lieu

Saturday Night Live goes after Ivanka Trump hard

anagrams to

It's naughty drivel. Oh Dear! Up-market vagina farts. 


F@RT #60 en·co·mi·um

"Elite Law Schools Are Really Tough To Get Into. But What If You’re Tiffany Trump?"
anagrams to
'Well, hello gooey gooey cunt fart soul.
 I hate twit shit. Fart. Urinate. Fart. Bumpy. Fart.'
“Trump also means, especially in British English, to, erm, break wind.”
—Eleanor Maier, a dictionary editor, on the etymology of the verb “trump” - from The Atlantic http://tinyurl.com/FarTrump

Saturday, March 11, 2017

F@RT #59

"San Francisco Police Department Pulls Out of F.B.I. Anti-Terrorism Task Force"
   anagrams to
'I am fart penis. Cosmic fart. Not penis sucker. Cool fart. Bolder penis. Lout fart.'

Friday, March 10, 2017

F@RT #58

"Trumpism is now getting exposed as a monumental fraud"
anagrams to
'I'm not sexed-up anus. I am pig anus. Fart torment. Lewd smog.'


Thursday, March 9, 2017

F@RT #57

"Don't be angered by a fool. Be grateful you're not foolish."
anagrams to
'You boob! You big fart goon. Dense bellend fart-hole. Fart.'




Wednesday, March 8, 2017

F@RT #56

"Marines Probed For Posting Nude Photos Of Female Colleagues"
   anagrams to
'Mimes, anus-colon farting farts, hollered "Gee! Oops!" Pube of dope.'

Tuesday, March 7, 2017

F@RT #55

"White House Asked FBI To Publicly Refute Reports Trump Associates Had Russia Contacts" - (NPR)
 anagrams to
'Antichrist hypocrites, whore make out. Lube  buddies coo 'Ass. Fart. Up. Ass. Fart. Up.' Testicles.'


A crater formed in Siberia's permafrost anagrams to
Brain farts, or imprecise farts. O dear me.

Monday, March 6, 2017

F@RT #54

today is the first day of the rest of your life
  anagrams to
'Hooey! Farts. The fiery dodoes' farts. Futility!'





"Surge in human cases of deadly bird flu is prompting alarm"
  anagrams to
'Fiddly-farting. Maniacal penis absurdum. Mrs Goo hurls pee.'

Sunday, March 5, 2017

F@RT #53

The Uses of Outrage
  anagrams to
'Use hot fart, use ego.'

Trump's Vilification of the Press
  anagrams to
Fetichise Pistils Ovum Fart Porn

Saturday, March 4, 2017

F@RT #52

"Very adversarial and dysfunctional by default."
  anagrams to
'Unlucidly sob, deny. Fart! Fart! Alas! Dear! Avid envy.' 


Thursday, March 2, 2017

F@RT #51

"The Art of The Deal: President Trump loves confusion and chaos"
anagrams to
'Fart poem: The hot, splendid fart volcano. A Deuce! Shit neurons!'
"George W. Bush critiques Trump on travel ban, free press"
anagrams to
'Penis buggers cow. Superb, queerish rotten fart marvel'

F@RT #50

"The Art Of The Deal? Or The Deal Of A Dis-Artful Dodger?" (Huffington Post)
anagrams to
'Adore sludge, dildo. Fart Ho! Fart Ho! Fart. Delete hate.'
anagrams to
'Heigh-ho fart! Fart to the nude felon. Ideal fart. So dope! Fart gold-dust.'