Tuesday, February 28, 2017

F@RT #49

"Trump, Archenemy of Truth"
 anagrams to
"Um, fart?" - Thy coherent rump.

'Ouch! Nymph fart mutterer.'
 anagrams to
'Hurry Up! The fart comment.'
anagrams to
Pence Fart Rhythm Tumour
anagrams to
Chump Reentry Mouth Fart
anagrams to
Punch Ohmmeter Fart Yurt
anagrams to
 Oh Fart Thence Tummy Purr
anagrams to
Cheer Moth Fart Ump Runty
anagrams to
Fart Etcher Mr Mouthy Pun
anagrams to
Horny Mum. Pert Fart Chute

F@RT #48

"Trump to pledge ‘renewal of American spirit’ in first address"

 anagrams to

'I am a farts poet. New rumps render farts Presiding cell idiot!'



F@RT #47

"How Donald Trump Is Making Witches and Christians Fight Again" (Rolling Stone)
   anagrams to
'I am a pig shit nitwit clown. Uncharming, odd, honking ass-head farts.'

Monday, February 27, 2017

F@RT #46

"The number of homeless people has gone through the roof they do not have."
   anagrams to
'Hot, hot, hot fart. 'Ho-hum!' Feeble monsters pooh-poohed huge revenge. Sanely.'



Sunday, February 26, 2017

F@RT #45

"Donald Trump and the Art of the Apology"
   anagrams to
'Darn loony thug helped a damp toot fart.'

Saturday, February 25, 2017

F@RT #43


"Discoserra pectinodon is a prehistoric fish from the Mississippian of Montana."

anagrams to

'Poetic oddness. I'm Farts. Poorish Choice Inn.
 Fart piss. Fart piss. I am a shinier moon.'


F@RT #44

"Dauntless Defenders of the Truth"
anagrams to
'Fart. The untested felon shudders.'




Friday, February 24, 2017

F@RT #27

"Arts Groups Draft Battle Plans as Trump Funding Cuts Loom"
anagrams to
'Bottom plunders appall. Ass tonguing, cum farts, turd farts.'


Thursday, February 23, 2017

F@RT #42


 slug, slut, sludge, and slush

"Protest Art in the Era of Trump" - (New York Times)
  anagrams to
 'Happiest fart, true tormentor.'
 'Farts merit opportune threat.'

F@RT #41

"The Art of the Deal: Can Trump Reach Agreement on Ukraine with Putin?"
  anagrams to
'The corpulent, arch meathead.
Unpenitent, true fart king whore."



Tuesday, February 21, 2017

F@RT #40


"...when fools get power and destroy most certainties, creative arts flourish."

anagrams to

'I am the So clever satirist. Farts. Hog farts. Wow. Poetry needles neurotic Don.' -

"Trump era could fuel art, action"
anagrams to
'Peculiar, coloured mutant fart.' - Feb 5, 2017

Scott Cawelti - (Waterloo Cedar Falls Courier) - ('Cow fart recorder. So, Alleluia!')

F@RT #39

"Trump supporters see a successful president — and are frustrated with critics who don’t"
   anagrams to
'Clownish sourpuss pinhead twitterer: "Corrupt
 fart ass detested penis crude fart scum!"' 




Monday, February 20, 2017

F@RT #38


"What the Removal of Michael Flynn Reveals About the White House" - (The New Yorker)
   anagrams to
'Hot fart machines. Unlovely fat male TV whore. Eh! Oh! The beauties howl.'





https://www.nytimes.com/2017/02/20/t-magazine/protest-art-betty-tompkins-postcommodity-rirkrit-tiravanija.html?_r=0

Saturday, February 18, 2017

F@RT #37

"The Art of the North Korean Deal"
   anagrams to
  'Fart to the neanderthal hooker!'


F@RT #36

"The art of the deal in Cuba: Risks and opportunities for Trump administration" - (Orlando Sentinel)
anagrams to
'Bloodier farts, romantic fart spunkies. Shit-headed utopian mutant penis riot.'




Friday, February 17, 2017

F@RT #35

"Trump brings 'art of the deal' to Middle East peace negotiations" - (Washington Times)
anagrams to
'I'm a superbold anti-semite nightmare. Eaten toad penis? Good fart!'

Thursday, February 16, 2017

F@RT #34


"The Art Of Dealing With A Narcissist" - (Huffington Post)
anagrams to
'Sweatier, childish antagonist. Fart.'



Tuesday, February 14, 2017

F@RT #33

"Michael Flynn’s Resignation Letter"
anagrams to
'Slimy farts enlighten intolerance.'
'Hello. I am screening farts intently.'
'I am telegenic. He farts, ninny Trolls.'
'Colleen, I am Glen. Try nine shit farts.'


F@RT # 32




"North Korea Defies Trump's Art of the Deal" - [Reuters]
anagrams to
'Red-hot fart slump to a tone-deaf shrieker.'

Monday, February 13, 2017

F@RT #27

The Food Bank of the Future Could Be in a Post Office of the Past
anagrams to
'Oh! Out-of-tune farts! Debauched folk benefit of pathetic poofs.'

Sunday, February 12, 2017

F@RT #31


She felt a ‘crawling sensation.’ Doctors found a live cockroach in her skull.
anagrams to
'Drunken, lethal anus farts. Whackier, devilish crooning cool-fart coolness.'

Saturday, February 11, 2017

F@RT #30

"If Trump really knows the art of the deal, he'll embrace free trade" - (Washington Post)
anagrams to
'Fart poets. Unhealthy mild elm bowel reek fart. Cheerleader fart.' - (Shit wangs on top)

Friday, February 10, 2017

F@RT #29

"Is Trump Really pro-Israel, or Is He Just 'Art of the Deal-ing' Netanyahu?" - (Haaretz)
anagrams to
'That silly, farting, heathen liar! I am truer oppressor! Nude jealousy.'




Thursday, February 9, 2017

F@RT #28

Iran's Supreme Leader Thanks Trump for Showing America's 'True Face' - [New York Times]
anagrams to
Ruler farts insane wart hog farts. I am a proud penis! Mere cheek scum!

Wednesday, February 8, 2017

F@RT #26

Will Trump's 'Art of the Deal' bravado translate to politics?
(The San Francisco Chronicle)
anagrams to
'Twattled lush primordial, lovable farts. Poet castration.'
anagrams to
Tweet: Drat it all! I am a rat cunt fart. Viler poop. Bold asshole.


The San Francisco Chronicle
anagrams to

'I clean chronic chosen farts.

Monday, February 6, 2017

F@RT #25

"The ‘best fortnight in a decade’ for conservatives? Uh-oh."
anagrams to
'Besotted, indecent, high, fart hero's envious fart havoc.'

"The first two weeks of the Trump administration have been the most abso-friggin-lutely frightening of the modern presidency." - Michael Gerson, Washington Post opinion writer, Feb. 6, 2017




"Art of the Drug Deal? Seized Heroin Bore Trump's Image" - (ABC News)
  anagrams to

'Premier bigot, headed under, farts zealous, hot, grime.'

F@RT 24

Trump’s rallying cry: Fear itself
anagrams to
 Lefty Farts Grill Mr Pricey Anus
anagrams to
'Farts frugally, princely merits'
anagrams to
' Farts snarl grumpily, electrify.'
anagrams to
' Pert filly girl anus farts. Mercy!'

Sunday, February 5, 2017

F@RT #23

"Can Trump's art of the deal make America great again?" - (The Boston Globe)
   anagrams to
 'I am an neglected paramour's hate. Magic fart karate.'
Paul Tagliabue Yearns for the Hall of Fame
anagrams to
'Eye healing fart-fame. Hullabaloo fart-up.'
'Yahoo! Unfemale farts, laughable fart pile.'

Saturday, February 4, 2017

F@RT #22

"Forget about the art of the deal. How will Trump deal with the arts?" - (Washington Post)
anagrams to
'Delete huge hot fart taboo. Warm throw up. Twisted ill-health fart.'

Friday, February 3, 2017

F@RT #21


Trump's Hair Growth Medicine: What Is Finasteride?
anagrams to
 'Hi. I'm a right cunt fart. Headiest, weird  worm penis.'

Thursday, February 2, 2017

F@RT XX

The Art of the Deal in Afghanistan
anagrams to
'The inane, loathing fathead farts.'

The Art Of The Deal
anagrams to
 'The fart death. Ole!'