Monday, January 30, 2017

F@RT 17

This Week In Trump's 'Alternative Facts'
anagrams to
'Witch farts. Retaliative unkemptness.'


Sunday, January 29, 2017

F@RT 16



"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do."
anagrams to
 God farts.  Deathlike bum. Together worst 'n' town.

 


Saturday, January 28, 2017

F@RT 15

Facebook fake-news writer: ‘I think Donald Trump is in the White House because of me’
anagrams to
'Whoopee! I fart farts. Oh no, weak-kneed Nick! Eh! I seethe, fart. Dubious scum nimblewit.'

Friday, January 27, 2017

F@RT 14

Meet the people fleeing Trump's America ...
anagrams to
'Implement plaguesome three-piece fart.'
anagrams to
'Huge, complete, prime, elite ape-men farts.'

Thursday, January 26, 2017

F@RT 13

"Aesthetic Refusal As A Form Of Protest"
anagrams to
'Toilsome farts. Fart echoes, pause, fart.'


Wednesday, January 25, 2017

F@RT #12

"Donald Trump's Art of the New Deal?" - (New York Times)
anagrams to
'Hollow, redundant FART stampede.'

Tuesday, January 24, 2017

F@RT #11

"FBI Head Under Fire For Restarting Clinton Email Investigation Days Before Election" 
anagrams to 
'I've farted looney obscenities. Farting huge, dire, dire farts. I'm a bicentennial fart loon.'

Monday, January 23, 2017

F@RT 10

"What was the Spirit waiting for?"
   anagrams to
'Wait! Farting white-hot rip-saws!'

Sunday, January 22, 2017

F@RT #9


"Senior Afghan Official Shot Dead"
  anagrams to
'Fine farts of acid-head hooligans.'

F@RT 8

"Welcome to the age of failure!"
anagrams to 
'Lowlife emcee. A huge fart, too!'

Saturday, January 21, 2017

F@RT 7


"Fish fraud could be accidental,"
anagrams to
'Chic, idle, boldfaced anus fart.'

Friday, January 20, 2017

politesse

On all fronts, the actual future confounds the imagined future.
anagrams to
Fart fiend's tutu. Ouch!  Uh, demon anus. Eel fart bunghole. Cunt fart oil.

Thursday, January 19, 2017

F@RT 6 - The Old Asylum


"We’re like mushrooms—fed shit and kept in the dark.”
anagrams to
'That kind, kind sheep-fart. Meek, humorless weirdo.'

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

F@RT 5

U.S. Faces a Startling New Political Reality After Donald Trump’s Victory

anagrams to

 'Unsocial, placeless twit farted. Rancidly spluttery farting vomtoria.'

Tuesday, January 17, 2017

F@RT IV


Menopause Mystery: Why Do Female Killer Whales Experience The Change Of Life?
anagrams to
'Hellhole fart symphony. Well! I am a new, green-eyed fart chief. Come! I see puke.'

Monday, January 16, 2017

F@RT III


"The FBI agent hot on his trail"
anagrams to
'Fart? Heigh-ho! It isn't notable.'

Sunday, January 15, 2017

F@RT II

"Yes, It’s All Your Parents’ Fault."
anagrams to
'Farts taste unpiously, really.'
anagrams to
'Lousy farts, anally true spite.'

Saturday, January 14, 2017

F@RT



Has Louisville Figured Out How to Eliminate Traffic Congestion?


                                        anagrams to


Odious fart hole? I will give looniest shout-out: "Fart magnificence!"